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Car got bumped in drivethrough. Not my car.
I changed Connie's first impression of Bozo from mostly harmless to creep with one leer!
- 08:12 Ah, depression. More responsible to tell 6-year-old the cape can make them fly than to advise a depressive to off themselves. #
- 15:12 Awake! Productive! Whee! (Or something. I have energy, though.) #
- 15:50 Found the charger for the old Palm, yay! #
- 18:07 For crying out loud, McCain. I'm ashamed that you claim to represent me. tinyurl.com/5kfjsy #
The number of times I say "oh, honey!" is directly proportional to the user-initiated pain.
- 14:03 Nibs ate Myrrhianna's cookie. Cats. #
- 15:15 Last night's nightmares involved my husband (some NPC who I think was from Dresden Files) shooting me through the heart. By mistake. Lots. #
- 17:06 @eng1ne It's just you. #
- 18:16 Son of Disk Copy Project! Now with more of my own disks! #
- 19:06 I am now addicted to Girl Genius. Thanks, guys. #
- 19:16 Two strikes, Shadegg. My cellphone, not your town hall, and no viable opt-out. #
- 19:31 So Cox shuffled off the pivot phones to Sprint again. Yay tech support hell to get ... oh, and I can't get the fucking number blocked. FUCK. #
- 19:47 Dear Congressman Shadegg, your town hall is spamming my cellphone. Already sent email. This time called office with my number to remove. Grr #
- 19:50 Via M -- all politics should be like this! tinyurl.com/5jdmaj #
- 20:48 Bookmark: tinyurl.com/6z7cve #
- 00:25 Myrrh scraped Vista off her laptop. Finally. #
- 00:25 Hanging out with best friend was good: Mythbusters, pizza, anime, pillowfight, pun war. #
- 02:09 Somehow, Julia Ecklar's "Legends" wound up on Fruitz this round. Which means will saves at work. Some have failed. #
- 02:16 @semanticist What's the learning curve time on it if one's never played with anything-TeX before? #
- 02:18 Compression gloves just may be my new look for the season. My wrists keep needing to be popped. #
- 02:30 @semanticist Maybe I am not a good example, but I am a dedicated hobbyist writer and have *heard* of TeX but never used any, ever. #
- 02:37 Hooray for eyedrops. I am now not dying of too-dry eyes while having gunk in them also. This is only a bonus. Will repeat at work. #
- 08:06 OK I did not need to dream about getting pinned with laser sights. (Sharing hotel room with Az, JD, & ??; problems broke out, then laser.) #
- 08:56 @coffeechica Your car is safer than my dreams. #
- 09:07 I think I safely hid the pineapple from hColleen. I had a craving for it last night, and since I am not allergic I get to have it. (Poor H.) #
- 10:28 @asciident It was one of those little plastic boxes of pre-cut sweet pineapple, in the fridge. All gone now! #
- 16:10 @ataniell93 It was you - there was disagreement about shared hotel bathroom at con & toiletries, we were having intense talk, then LASERS. #
- 18:47 I fail at timely departure. But! I am moving in the general direction of out the door! I think. #
- 18:48 Darkside-in-my-head is a very sane and wise man, and usually agrees with Darkside-not-in-my-head. I have a game to attend. #
- 20:53 Oh, eff you, Cox Communications. Your traffic shaping upsets my roommates, and that makes it personal. #
- 21:34 Polka suit. EBAY. #
- 21:37 @afuna Microsoft is plunging your firefox? #
- 21:38 @afuna My Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher had us using Ethereal. I remember liking it. #
- 22:55 OK, having unnerved my irc channel with very much too much wine and the puns and squid thereunto, I go carefully type and sit book bed now. #
- 22:57 Abuse Prevention Teammates are must be + 18. So that ex candidate was really smoking squirrels for thinking Jen underage. Serious squirrels. #
- 22:59 I am hearing that ecchi-chan got to place safe and bed yay. Adminished not forgetting of the lube; the fucking phone charger either. Who mom #
- 23:00 Clothing, it is on me. Failed roll for out and game earlier. natural 1. well,not quite 1 but not making. 3 hours to leave too long. #
- 23:01 Game has People. GM not much a people, but some; Rhea not much a people but is a writer so not people; James2 who misses me is MANY People. #
- 23:03 My hairs are the straight es tpart of me and that ain't sayin mich. And m'dear says ain't and it jars me because he's brains and beauty. #
- 23:20 Drunk irc may be more entertainment for them than me. #
Bitchwatch:
trollprincess, apropos of the recent round of Fandom Upset over the language of the Winchester brothers and the misogynistic tone to it that some people have noticed, has embarked upon a project, to count the physical number of uses of the word "Bitch", and similar words, in the series, by season, with some footnotes.
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3, and conclusion.
At the temple of Falis in Valis,
Some bad guys broke in with a malice
Our heroes were great
but they came too late
So they high-tailed it back to the palace.
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3, and conclusion.
At the temple of Falis in Valis,
Some bad guys broke in with a malice
Our heroes were great
but they came too late
So they high-tailed it back to the palace.
http://ejmas.com/jnc/jncart_barton-wrig ht_0200.htm
( Superhero Team Quiz )
Seen via one of
ursulav's comments: http://www.sff.net/people/Corgi/tubes.h tm
Today I had to let go and let go and let go and let go. Desire leads to grief. I can want without desiring if I let go in the right way. Desire is magnetized, and wants back. Wanting just wants, and in this case does not mourn the lack. I have what I have, and while that's not everything, it's something.
( Superhero Team Quiz )
Seen via one of
Today I had to let go and let go and let go and let go. Desire leads to grief. I can want without desiring if I let go in the right way. Desire is magnetized, and wants back. Wanting just wants, and in this case does not mourn the lack. I have what I have, and while that's not everything, it's something.
- 12:51 I may have just failed at sleep. However, I have succeeded at Take The Burt's Bees Coloured Lip Gloss Out Of Shorts Pocket Before Laundry. #
- 12:58 u-pack.com uses "log on" reasonably accurately in their commercial, as you are asked for identifiable information that may create account. #
- 09:03 Posts: 94 and 84 respectively. Today marks first post taken away for massive WTFery not of the customer/situation's causing. Not mine either #
- 20:01 Alas, by the time I get to Vegas, most of the cool kids will have left. #
- 20:13 Fortune: "Today, your mouth might be moving but no one is listening." ... that was clearly written by someone who knows what gets added. #
- 21:56 I use the clip of my Shuffle as a cord management system for my headphones. Ugly, but it works. #
More things making me laugh like crazy:
http://notalwaysright.com/how-to-sc am-a-scammer-part-5/467
( more. )
I love the people who make mad, mad, mad things happen ... and the people who are so used to them happening that they don't really inquire too closely, but still manage to inquire. For example: "What's that in the shower?" "Squid." "What's it doing there?" "Thawing." "OK!"
Ahaha:
bgolub: "Seeing lots of spiders around the house lately."
eng1ne: "Print out a robots.txt file and leave it by the back door."
Waterboarding: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/sho wthread.php?t=448717 -- this guy writes a report on waterboarding himself.
http://hammercock.livejournal.com/83389 2.html Myanmar.
http://notalwaysright.com/how-to-sc
( more. )
I love the people who make mad, mad, mad things happen ... and the people who are so used to them happening that they don't really inquire too closely, but still manage to inquire. For example: "What's that in the shower?" "Squid." "What's it doing there?" "Thawing." "OK!"
Ahaha:
bgolub: "Seeing lots of spiders around the house lately."
Waterboarding: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/sho
http://hammercock.livejournal.com/83389
Wore my hair down today. I have a lot. Dry eyes are no fun.
- 09:08 omfgwftbedtimezomg. Not able to coherent much. #
- 10:24 Stupid Cox. #
- 17:44 zomg my room is a mess. :( #
- 17:53 Dear Applebee's, the character '/' is not a BACKSLASH. It is a slash, or even a FORWARD slash. (Have sent feedback re: wrong commercial.) #
- 18:14 @lady_angelina The worst part is, it's about a half-hour pickup that should have been done in 5-minute segments over the past 6 days. #
- 18:24 @asciident I propose the Geeks Call Companies On Technical Inaccuracies In Public Promotional Materials Project. #
- 18:44 In support of the project, I've sent an email to the radio station that says "Log On, and hear us!" meaning visit the website anonymously. #
- 20:22 Fortune: "An interesting medical opportunity is in your new future." ...lolwhat? #
- 21:37 @tangowildheart hooray! #
Via everyone -- if you haven't read Wiki History yet, you need to.
Because I am at times a disagreeable wench, and an easily-irritated one on some fronts, I decided to make a minor nuisance of myself to Applebee's. See,
hcolleen watches HGTV, and when she is watching it, I will sometimes sit down and join her. Strangely enough, since I'm almost the target demographic for the commercials on that channel, many of them don't offend me or insult my intelligence! And then Applebee's had a commercial on. It was a decent commercial! It showed videos of people having fun there! Then it exhorted people to come to their website (I do believe that it avoided the odious 'Log On') ... to the page they set up. The screen showed a perfectly inoffensive link. The voice-over included the dread word "backslash". Unless you've never been taught the difference, or you are under the age of ten, or you are dyslexic, there is no excuse for getting this wrong, and someone should have caught it before it was put on TV. I sent in a cranky message. Technical ignorance doesn't need to be spread. Really.
So I'm encouraging other people who see technical inaccuracy and are annoyed by it to take five minutes and point it out to someone who's more likely to be able to do something about it. Yes, it's work that you shouldn't have to do, and sometimes it will accomplish exactly nothing. But it might help make the world a little less annoying if it catches on.
I also emailed the local radio station that has that stupid "Log on! And hear us!" thing, where they mean "Visit our website, you don't need to sign up or anything."
Pants!
Because I am at times a disagreeable wench, and an easily-irritated one on some fronts, I decided to make a minor nuisance of myself to Applebee's. See,
So I'm encouraging other people who see technical inaccuracy and are annoyed by it to take five minutes and point it out to someone who's more likely to be able to do something about it. Yes, it's work that you shouldn't have to do, and sometimes it will accomplish exactly nothing. But it might help make the world a little less annoying if it catches on.
I also emailed the local radio station that has that stupid "Log on! And hear us!" thing, where they mean "Visit our website, you don't need to sign up or anything."
Pants!
90 posts today, which averages out to 85 because yesterday sucked. Today had about 45 minutes taken out of it, though, because All Sorts Of Stuff went Down for about that long. Woe! I still got that much done on top of that, though! I cleaned my email while stuff was down.
I got bit in the car on the way to work by a title bunny. At work, the rest started coming to me. For those who recall Home Movies from the Cutting-Room Floor, this is about Harry and Harry's old friends, when Sally is away, and all the woe that becomes of it.
For those who don't recall that book, that book is the tale of what happens when a girl with a really embarrassing family crosses paths with the guy who is a bad-luck curse to all of his friends. Our protagonist there has a little sister, Sally (short for Alsatia, who is geographically named for a location in her parents' second honeymoon approximately 9 months before her advent) and Sally acquires aboyfriend girlfriend Significant Other named Harry Harriet Harry Harriet during this process. (Harr[y|iet] hasn't decided on a serious and permanent gender identity by this point in time; s/he's still too busy with self and social to worry too much about long-term gender roles, except she is far more popular as a girl than he was as a boy.)
At any rate. Harriet is an unlikely mentor for a group of assortedly antisocial and surly geekboys. Her girlfriend (and sense of perspective and rationality on certain topics) is out of town. Prom is coming up. OH GOOD FUCK NO.
There was team breakfast today. Winz!
I got bit in the car on the way to work by a title bunny. At work, the rest started coming to me. For those who recall Home Movies from the Cutting-Room Floor, this is about Harry and Harry's old friends, when Sally is away, and all the woe that becomes of it.
For those who don't recall that book, that book is the tale of what happens when a girl with a really embarrassing family crosses paths with the guy who is a bad-luck curse to all of his friends. Our protagonist there has a little sister, Sally (short for Alsatia, who is geographically named for a location in her parents' second honeymoon approximately 9 months before her advent) and Sally acquires a
At any rate. Harriet is an unlikely mentor for a group of assortedly antisocial and surly geekboys. Her girlfriend (and sense of perspective and rationality on certain topics) is out of town. Prom is coming up. OH GOOD FUCK NO.
There was team breakfast today. Winz!
I did not think about what would be worse than Sally with new toys. The answer is Harriet. Oh jeepers. Hide.
SALLY DOES NOT NEED MORE TOYS. (Those who remember Home Movies from the Cutting-Room Floor should be cringing about now.)
It is all kinds of awesome when someone's website has been down due to expired domain so long the domain is available again.