A Metaphor Gone Metastatic (nearly a prosthetic memory)

lost language & other elusive forms of fun

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:44:09 GMT

Woke up at 4. Cleaned some house in anticipation of filter change, plus, weekend. R. Daneel got to come out and roll around. Got to Darkside's perhaps an hour later than anticipated despite being almost ready to walk out the door -- one sentence turned into a small essay. He hasn't had a chance to read the Novel of Doom, yet -- school!

We started out with some Mythbusters, some more Mythbusters, and then some animated Star Wars. This was followed up by some more recent Final Fantasy. I got smacked with an emotion stick partway through that movie, and started attempting to deny the fact that I was crying. That did not work so well, and I had tissues thrust upon me. By this point I had lost the ability to communicate coherently in the English language, although some irrelevant things were still available, some incoherent things, and some non-English (mostly Japanese) things. I know more Japanese than he does, and I don't even know enough to find a bathroom. Eventually I was able to invite him (in English) to "invade my personal space", which he (correctly) took as an invitation to join me on the couch, whereupon I attached myself to his hand and was quite unwilling to give him up for the remainder of the evening. He, having the patience of a saint in some important areas, did not complain overmuch at me, although I will surely hear about it later.

We also wound up watching Armitage III. Enjoyable. I actually managed to catch some of the plot bits before they were revealed.

No real plotbabbling, unless you count the bits about the dudes in the parking lot on fire and the amount of damage they will cause.

Tweets for 2008-11-17

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 06:55:05 GMT

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0649: Ha, so that wenching bastard is married off now. He had still better not show his face around me.
Monday, 0932: Fortune found under my desk: "You have an active mind and a keen imagination. Apply your ideas."
Monday, 0943: Via @semanticist: http://tinyurl.com/6bo5bq Her marriage has a glitch.
Monday, 1108: Because Myrrh is awesome like this: http://myrrhianna.livejournal.com/468993.html
Monday, 1148: The Contessa frozen orange chicken? When they say "red pepper", they mean "this is half the vegetable content" -- and that, I can't have.
Monday, 2321: I lost English again tonight. Didn't get it fully back for hours. Don't have enough of anything to replace it with; he has less Japanese.

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Assorted from the past several days

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:44:41 GMT

PSA: Please consider what is on top of your altar and your own habits when choosing an altarcloth, if you use them. I would be ill-advised to pick anything expensive or that would be ruined by ash or wax spilling on it, especially colorful waxy fingerprints. I know someone who has switched to an altar topped in either stone or heavy tile, because they are somewhat apt to setting theirs on actual fire.

This public service announcement is brought to you apropos of me having to wash that piece of cloth I keep on top of mine.

Yesterday I managed to stay up for about 23.5 hours, and then collapse and sleep for a full 8 hours. Today is going to be first housework and moving preparations and writing and then probably time with the best friend, after which I will collapse. Or write.

On Thursday, some of the notables from my old workplace (tagged as "work2") met up at China Chili downtown. The discerning will recognize what it is that I find so very hilarious about their website. I was very late, and came in just as the party was finishing up. There was a good gossip, however. I wound up sitting between Management (whom I adore) and the Queen Bee (my nemesis). The Queen Bee's daughter was there, and the lady from the back who I saw at Trader Joe's on a regular basis, and Lobot, and the Guru, and the Office Lady with the Braid, and Traveling Manager, and someone else I didn't recognize at all, and probably more.

The Guru was talking about the shocking stuff you can find on the internet (I mentioned goatse; no one had heard of it; I had to describe it; the Guru said that he would have his wife, his internet guinea pig, Google it for him) and the stuff they show on TV these days, and how the content of the Cartoon Network really differs based on what time of day it was. He mentioned that he'd wound up watching a bit of something (Metalocalypse), wherein the animated bass player plays his bass with his penis. Google and I got together later, and it turns out that the sequence in question is the opening of "Birthdayface". Another 5-minute Google search. He also mentioned some puppet sex, where he said that just when you thought that they'd done too much and it could not possibly get worse, then it did. I tracked that down as well, and ... well, cue me not being shocked. Am I hopelessly jaded? At any rate, Traveling Manager said that I could probably find it on YouTube, and that the SouthPark guys probably wouldn't mind it being up there. Given the description, I frowned and said that while they might not mind it being on YouTube, YouTube might mind it being on them; perhaps I should try with xTube or PornoTube.

No one at the table with me had heard of either of these.

Later on, the Guru said something about Goat Tube, conflating the two. (I was reminded of the hysterical laughter I got in response to the proposal that LJ put in a dev-cam, to be called "Goat See".)

I conveyed gameboyguy13's greetings; Management said hi back.

Link Soup:
http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8296 - something that should never happen
http://seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com/54964.html -- dictionaries
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/11/images/20081112_d-0077-5-515h.jpg -- what a shocker.
http://vtwopointoh.livejournal.com/1541.html -- a dictionary of Cammie
http://filthspigot.livejournal.com/18308.html -- Goldendoodles, and why they are hazardous. My aunt needs to see this.
http://marta.livejournal.com/30121.html -- secure your LJ account.

Apropos of something in IRC: when gameboyguy13 and I say "Oh dear" in that tone of voice, half the time it means "pass the popcorn".

I can moderate some areas. I entirely refuse to consider moderating others. For the record.

Tweets for 2008-11-16

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:55:04 GMT

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0103: @gilbert
Sunday, 0112: I'm at New Horizons - http://bkite.com/02q3K
Sunday, 0521: The meal options here for overnight shift, really not so hot. - http://bkite.com/02q8D
Sunday, 0746: I'm at Chandler - http://bkite.com/02qcw
Sunday, 0812: @sofiaviolet All kinds of awesome!
Sunday, 0813: @cassandraclare I was going to say, your colors were a little weird there!
Sunday, 0814: @cassandraclare Settings, Design, Change Design Colors at the bottom right.
Sunday, 0825: @cassandraclare Oh I see what you mean. No, the background you can modify is the rest of the screen; the middle stays white. Not like LJ.
Sunday, 0857: http://twitpic.com/m5rm - PictureMail
Sunday, 0911: @cassandraclare I am an all-LJ, all-the-time kind of girl. ;)
Sunday, 0912: @purpure Oh dear, my wine cooler was not meant to be administered nasally.
Sunday, 0941: One wine cooler, and I am drunker than a very drunk thing! I have my typing gloves on. Be warned.
Sunday, 1042: Far less drunk now. Will be sober by writeup time!
Sunday, 1054: @nudaydreamer It is indeed! It is also, relatively speaking according to my shift, appx 9pm on a Friday night.
Sunday, 1055: The joys of a Tuesday-Sunday, 10:30pm-7am work week are many! This is why my dear best friend and I have our Mondays now.
Sunday, 1056: @nudaydreamer I would probably catch on literal fire if I attempted to take Catholic communion. Though I am v. lightweight boozewise.
Sunday, 1104: Hanging upside downish putting books in box reminds me that no, I don't recover as fast as I thought I do! But I have 1 more box packed.
Sunday, 1152: 300-odd words later, I am of sound mind, clear head, and stuffed nose; have laundry-free floor, and talked to parentals.
Sunday, 1204: @afuna Are you in bed? You should be.
Sunday, 1247: @sarahdopp There's always disemvowelling; looks like you have more control than say LJ?
Sunday, 1251: OK, hair is all braided. Time for shower!
Sunday, 1401: the goatse pretzel
Sunday, 1415: #nanowrimo insanity in East Valley Phoenix. Massive geekery.
Sunday, 1421: @seldonfound This is Miss Lunatic from across the table.
Sunday, 1421: I'm at Bookmans Entertainment Exchange (1056 S Country Club Dr, Mesa, AZ) - http://bkite.com/02qAM
Sunday, 1439: Our ML needs a shirt that says "Keep talking; I like watching your lips move." Robert's Rules on getting served. OH SNAP.
Sunday, 1506: Our ML put the goatse pretzel in her mouth, then had to keep @seldonfound from eating it. Dirt on Jim and Red Hat. Win.
Sunday, 1516: "Don't inappropriately touch my pumpkins." Johnny Cash and the forefinger action. I am now "Livejournal". Word war HO.
Sunday, 1517: @seldonfound and our ML ate the goatse pretzel like a wishbone.
Sunday, 1547: And Zombie Jesus leads to Raptor Jesus on ED, and much, much, much giggling. (I am on too much caffeine here, gods help us all)
Sunday, 1552: "My throat hurts." "That's what she said." (Way too much giggling from them.) And the bogus countdowns. I kept skipping 4.
Sunday, 1555: Matt will take over Patagonia, he says. Everyone will have an address of 1337 on their street. And the Fail memorial highway.
Sunday, 1558: @seldonfound WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!
Sunday, 1642: I'm at Chandler - http://bkite.com/02qLp
Sunday, 1649: Ohhhh man my throat hurts from all that laughing.
Sunday, 1715: I still cannot explain this afternoon, other than: http://tinyurl.com/6jpzgn
Sunday, 1931: Called parents this morning. Dad thinks I am really hitting my stride as a writer. Go, me. (Dad reads LJ on the sly.)
Sunday, 1938: No two characters are not on fire.
Sunday, 1944: @coffeechica, @nudaydreamer, my characters just caught on fire.
Sunday, 1951: "It was a continuity error, but it had gotten way dark all of a sudden, " >_< *headdesk* but this is what no edits means.

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azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 10:10:50 GMT

When one inquires why others insist the Superman punching bag is a phallic symbol, perhaps best to not hold it pointed up from one's groin like that.

Tweets for 2008-11-15

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:55:04 GMT

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Saturday, 0745: I got some ribbon candies from Sprouts even though it is before Thanksgiving.
Saturday, 1448: dot dot dot. @mayerman, I blame you? http://legorobotcomics.com/?id=27
Saturday, 1644: PSA: #livejournal will be moving data centers on Tuesday, so it will be down an estimated 4 hours
Saturday, 1723: @coffeechica wtf twilight.
Saturday, 2145: http://is.gd/7Gor Via @purpure, NYT article, presidents not allowed email. *shudder* Probably not LJ either. Would *die*.

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azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:30:55 GMT

There will at length be a piece inspired by Famous Blue Raincoat. It is meant for SF however.

Twitter, and how it works for me! Also, Twitter vs. IRC, and how that works for me.

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:15:06 GMT

So, Twitter. It's been around for a while, but there are evidently enough people curious about it, and specifically how it works with LJ, that I ought to hold forth upon it.

Twitter is a stand-alone microblogging service -- you don't have to have an LJ to use it. You make teeeeenytiny posts to it. You can do this from their website, from text message, or from a dizzying variety of clients. Twitter was not originally intended to be fed into LJ, but people are just crazy like that, so naturally things evolved.

In common use, stuff gets posted to Twitter that one might never consider making a full LJ post about -- location of the moment, weather, fleeting moods, passing thoughts, and daily trivia. museumfreak sums it up quite accurately:

The original function of LJ was to answer the question "What are you doing today?" Twitter answers the question "What are you doing right now?" The former is of course the integrand of the latter. I post these to LJ because I want to archive them better and I want my LJ friends to know what's going on with me even when I don't have time/energy to post.

I find that since starting to use Twitter, I post much of the same content to Twitter that I would ordinarily save up for a link soup post, and the same not-topic-focused thoughts-of-the-moment that I would usually unload irrelevantly to whatever IRC channel I happen to be in. It's not often important enough for its own post, but put it all together and you have a post. However, since I am a feedback junkie, I want to get these thoughts out there NOW to my people, not wait for enough content, or focus long enough, to have an actual LJ post. It's only after tumbling things around in my mind for a while that there's enough coherent to create a real post.

IRC is designed to support multiple channels on multiple focused topics, even though we stray from them and stray from them badly. Since a lot of the usual suspects on IRC are now also on Twitter, the general focus in the usual channel has improved, while conversation has dropped off somewhat. IRC will generate side-channels to support conversations that the general channel isn't interested in following, although when moving to a side-channel a lot of the conversational momentum gets lost in ensuring that everyone is on board.

IRC is for my topics. Twitter is for my people.

Granted, a lot of my people on Twitter are also my people from IRC, and I don't think that's a coincidence. In turn, IRC has pretty much replaced most of the single-person chatting I used to do (there are exceptions).

How To Use It (technically), and Stuff You Should Know

To get started, first you sign up for twitter here: http://twitter.com

Figure out whether you're going to want it to feed into LJ or not. If you are, find a service that will do that. One of the most popular is LoudTwitter: http://www.loudtwitter.com/ -- but you can also run a script on your own server if you prefer that, and have a server available.

You can choose to make your Twitter updates Twitter-friends-only, however, doing that generally interferes with your ability to post them to your LJ unless you're doing something really fun with your scripting.

If you don't mind a public Twitter, but your journal is friends-only, you can post stuff from Twitter friends-only; the easiest way that I know of to do that is by setting your minimum security, which you should do if you have a friends-only journal anyway.

Regardless of your settings, you then update from Twitter, and make sure that stuff is coming through when scheduled to (sometimes Twitter, or LoudTwitter, or both, are flaky).

People on your friendslist who also use Twitter will notice that you are now doing this, and either add you on Twitter (or not). Socially, some people may choose to not follow you on Twitter on the grounds that they will be reading it all on LJ anyway. On Twitter, it's called "following" rather than "friending". You can also block someone from following you, unlike LJ. Like LJ, however, public is still public.

The convention for Twitter usernames is to preface the username with the @ symbol. Twitter will autolink this for you. If you want to flag someone down on Twitter (comment to them), start a tweet with the @ symbol and their username. They will see it if they check their replies. (If you just put @whoever in the body of it, even if it is the second thing like there are 2 people, they won't necessarily get it, even though it autolinks. Them's the breaks. Other things that don't work: @ whoever, because they're not touching.) Some people also don't check their replies on Twitter, so it's not safe to assume that someone has actually seen a Twitter-reply. Some people choose not to watch the @somebodyelse updates in their Twitter stream, so don't assume someone has seen something if you've put it in a message to someone else, even if they're watching you and it's public (unless, you know, you know otherwise).

You can get the firehose of twitter-friendslist via text message, nothing via text message, or many settings in between.

Twitter allowed subscription to certain words. This isn't available via the web right now; I'm not sure if it's still available via SMS. Stuff has grown up around that, though, to allow somewhat of the same function via different routes. If you are making an announcement to the world on a topic, you can include the symbol # in front of the name of the topic to make it easily searchable. Optionally, add @hashtags as a friend. This was notably pioneered during a 2007 California fire, with tweets including the keyword #sandiegofire. The syntax is reminiscent of IRC channel definitions, but can be used anywhere in the tweet.

Some commentaries and utilities:
http://twitter.pbwiki.com/ -- huge wiki of Twitter-related stuff
http://a.wholelottanothing.org/2008/11/why-im-blocking-you-on-twitter.html -- good rules of thumb for dealing with spammers and the like
http://paulstamatiou.com/2007/01/26/stammy-script-rss-to-twitter-using-php -- syndicate stuff (from LJ) to a Twitter account. (Note: I do not recommend syndicating stuff from your LJ to your Twitter, and then importing your Twitter right back into your LJ, because the scripts will keep each other going until something dies, albeit on a daily basis and not realtime like an email loop.)
http://tweetscan.com/ -- search public Twitter and other microblogs
http://www.twittermail.com/ -- post by email (why?!)
http://twittervision.com/ -- view random recent tweets mapped
http://www.hashtags.org/ -- search opted-in twitter accounts (people following @hashtags) for topics marked with #topic
http://twemes.com -- hashtag search without opt-in
http://twitterless.com/ -- track twitter defriending
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/17139 -- LJ Twitterless Greasemonkey script for stripping LoudTwitter posts from your friendspage
http://flourish.livejournal.com/253762.html -- excellent introduction

Layers upon layers of wrong.

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 11:43:52 GMT

I present this as a cautionary tale. Usually, when you have people who are new to the internet, or whatever field they're just coming into, there is a selection of normal mistakes. Most people will wind up making a few of them over the weeks and months that they are getting comfortable with this new experience. Usually this is one or two at a time, and when it is one at a time, it is usually something that can be recovered from with relative ease.

This poor customer? Not so much.

He wrote in very confused and upset, stating that he had purchased something, a domain or hosting (he wasn't sure which, because he said he didn't quite know the difference between them) but it was supposed to be [his organization's initials].com, but although his card had been charged for a certain amount, there was nothing within his customer account, and the email that he got free with it was not working, so could we please contact him at this alternate email, and if he was in over his head could we please just refund him as he was starting to think this was too complicated and all he wanted to do was put up a website for his business.

I looked in the customer account he had provided. No purchases. I looked at the customer account he had provided, and saw right off why the email was not working. Sure enough, he had set the email associated with the customer account, the email to which we send all account notices, as [his organization's initials]@[registrar name].com -- which addresses are reserved for employees, so he will never receive mail at this address, because he does not have the power to create it, and our admins will not create it for him. Leaving aside the problem of not knowing that the email address free with domain is not created automatically, and must be set up.

A common new customer problem involves the accidental creation of multiple accounts. Our system makes it very easy to make a purchase and create a customer account -- a new account is created upon purchase if you haven't signed in to the existing account that you'd like to use! It just prompts you for account creation information and off you go! So people will create new accounts, have their login cookies time out, and then purchase something, blissfully unaware that they've bought it in another account until they get that email message saying that their purchase has been made, here's the customer number, and they're looking at the new customer number wondering what the actual fuck.

I looked for the domain name he thought he'd purchased. Not registered. At all. Anywhere. Even with a competitor. Couldn't find the account that way. Dammit. Must have been hosting. I was on the verge of asking him to provide any email receipts he'd received for the purchase, and the last 4 digits of the payment method associated therewith, so Billing could sort him out.

... email receipts. Right. To the address that doesn't exist.

Happily, our good fellow had entered the same nonexistent @[registrar name].com email address for his second account in which he'd actually made the purchase, so I could find the account. Oh, good, and it was a domain (which does not require further setup to locate) versus hosting, which requires setup with a domain name before you can use our account recovery system to find the proper account.

...wait, he'd registered a domain, but the domain he said he wanted still existed? Yep, misspelled. And he was blissfully aware that he'd misspelled it. And you've got to know the domain name to use the account recovery system, and you've got to have an accessible email address on the account to use the account recovery system.

Happily, the security code he had included was the one that gave me the power to change the frakking email address associated with his customer accounts. I told my team lead that I wanted to change this guy's email address on his behalf NOW, rather than faffing about with asking him if he'd like to, because the email address he had upon his accounts was impossible and he would have no other choice but to change it. My team lead is a sane god among excellent team leads, and granted me permission to do so. So I did so. And then I used the misspelled domain name in our automated account recovery system to send the guy account information about the account in which he'd actually purchased the domain, and then I sat down to explain to him, in exhaustive detail, just exactly what he had done wrong and what he needed to do to fix it, but in language that acknowledged that all of these mistakes were in fact normal newbie mistakes ... just he happened to have picked a winning combination of them. I also recommended our WYSIWYG website program, because NO EARTHLY WAY did I want to attempt to explain HTML to this fellow.

All told, it took about half an hour to resolve this.

Since these things require follow-up just for sanity of the techs involved, I did check back on that ticket before leaving. The guy had written back, thanking me for sorting everything out, and sounding far more confident about his ability to actually do this website thing. Warmfuzzies.

Tweets for 2008-11-14

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 06:55:04 GMT

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Friday, 1043: I'm at Chandler - http://bkite.com/02nNl
Friday, 1043: @chandler & warner, chandler az
Friday, 1101: I'm at Chandler - http://bkite.com/02nOZ
Friday, 1103: I'm at Chandler - http://bkite.com/02nP8
Friday, 1341: My dear needs to learn that it is clue *bat*, not clue *stick*, when he is speaking to me, as the one is LART & the other is angrybluedildo.
Friday, 1423: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.
Friday, 1425: @mayerman and while you're at it tell tupshin to check out the "staff" journal iykwimaityd
Friday, 2127: http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/page/slideshowfull/1528 Ecchi-chan, it was too the three-day that crossed our path!

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Tweets for 2008-11-13

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:55:04 GMT

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Thursday, 0850: wow, brightkite went tail-up.
Thursday, 0936: @coffeechica I would only prefer to be stuck on a desert island with Lyssa instead of you because she is a geographer.
Thursday, 1119: Someone is writing a browser-side profile re-skinner. Complete with "Support points, bitches" and ASCII priv dick. (Spr0t injokes.)
Thursday, 1119: @techempage And I just signed up yesterday!

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azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:11:06 GMT

Goat tube.

This is the sort of thing that happens at work.

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:25:39 GMT

I'm coming back from lunch, or break, or something. So is Mr. Out. We erase our names from the whiteboard, and we are heading back to our individual desks.

Suddenly, out of the blue, our supervisor starts yelling, loudly, at Mr. Out to not freak out, and to stop it.

Everyone who had been working and not noticing anything going on start taking notice.

A: "Huh???"
Mr. Out attempts to explain: "I was running with scissors."
Me: "Well, stop it!"
Mr. Out: "But I'm Edward Scissorhands!"
Me: "Put 'em in your pockets. Then you'll be Edward Scissorpants, and you'll have a lot more to worry about."
Mr. Out cracks up.

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azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:44:31 GMT

Work going smoothly now that I am awake. Pointy sr left us. I like my shiny new icon. Must specifically apply as minion.

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azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:37:50 GMT

Lunchtime. Did not get any approvals this evening on account of a new time eating scenario for which I now have a draft that needs review.

Tweets for 2008-11-12

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:55:05 GMT

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Wednesday, 1105: I'm at Chandler - http://bkite.com/02lOp
Wednesday, 1309: really need to be on the planet with the long day, so I can actually sleep at local equivalent of the right time.

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Again, thank you.

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:28:44 GMT

I would like to thank Deyon.
I would like to thank Kim.
I would like to thank [redacted].
I would like to thank Iroshi.

I would like to thank all of you, all of you and surely more, but you in particular, had been there in the past, at moments when I needed someone, some human, some friendly presence that was willing to listen and who would not make my pain worse, to remind me that it was possible to wake from the nightmare. I found the strength to make one last(?) flail in the direction of the living, and they were in the right place at the right time to remind me that I really didn't want to die, I just wanted to stop hurting.

It's been years since I have been there, but it's hard to forget. So thank you.

Sleep!

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:55:59 GMT

That flighty temptress. Between things that one has to do, and things that one winds up doing, one winds up really with not much of it. Hooray.

Music!

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:24:53 GMT

Darkside said something involving "the lab" the other night.

"Thanks for the earworm," I grumbled at him.

"Oh, what is it?" he asked. "The Monster Mash?"

"That, and 'Come up to the lab, and see what's ... on the slab'," I said.

He LEAPED sideways, away from me. He loathes Rocky Horror, due to overexposure.

"It's just a jump to the left," I smirked at him. Too bad he had been standing with his right side facing me.

No? No!

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:20:24 GMT

In which I am polite, adult, and still manage to strike below the belt at least three times.

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:39:59 GMT

An old friend of mine IMed to ask how I was doing. Said friend is LDS. Prop 8 came up. Said friend was not worried on the grounds that those wanting to get married can go to another state to do so, and it will eventually be overturned in the Federal courts. Said friend can legitimately bring up old overturned marriage laws regarding race, because he is a child of a mixed marriage. However, I got brassed off enough to say the following to him:

I think that marriage is more than a "want" when access to medical services and other partner benefits are at stake.

I think that access to marriage that requires going out of state to get married is no meaningful access.

You are not a California voter, so I do not hold you accountable for any part of the California vote. You are an adult male in your church. I am not your wife so I have no rightful say over what you have to say to your church, but in a country that separates church and state I think your church has no right interfering with affairs of state to attempt to disenfranchise any citizen, and were I your wife that is what I would tell you to tell them.

I count three exceptionally low blows in this commentary. How many can you count? (Note: this is Figment I was talking to.)

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azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:07:03 GMT

Head seems to have classified best friend as *creative* partner, after years of trying to make fit other partnership forms. CLICK. All jealousy just evaporated.

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azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:12:40 GMT

So it was this that was meant. I am supremely happy.

Tweets for 2008-11-11

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:55:04 GMT

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Tuesday, 0027: I ADORE THIS MAN BEYOND MY CAPACITY TO EXPRESS. ZOMBIE LAN PARTY FTW.
Tuesday, 0054: Today featured: Devil May Cry, Hellsing, (we forgot Mythbusters), and hours (literally) of writing shop talk. OMG <3 NEVER LEAVE ME.
Tuesday, 0159: What, exactly...?! (Spider in Paint + bills) http://tinyurl.com/6xzpb7
Tuesday, 0331: Sent the safe (heavily and visibly redacted) version of Circle of Fire to best friend.
Tuesday, 0416: Unplugging my phone as it is booting up can cause errors. This is fascinating fun! Still getting weird errors; calling in 45 once East wakes
Tuesday, 0422: @afuna I read that as jdn for one brief and very baffled moment.
Tuesday, 0500: Nitpick: after a certain point, "after normal business hours" should probably become "before normal business hours", after like halfway.
Tuesday, 0636: I want this. I want this now and always.
Tuesday, 0805: I can do 500 words in 15 minutes when I'm steaming along. This is a good thing.
Tuesday, 1321: I seem to be spending all day on the phone with tech support.
Tuesday, 1324: @afuna JDN is Jonathan Daniel Neilson, vtwopointoh (IIRC) on teh LJ. Blame Syne.
Tuesday, 1332: @coffeechica Got brightkite invite?
Tuesday, 1333: ow ow ow wrist not happy with something. ow.
Tuesday, 1346: I am the 4th lucky person getting "AlertSystem Info Alert System Failure: Exception getting alert for rule: pmltpm87" on Sprint pic upload.
Tuesday, 1353: @coffeechica <3 Thank you!
Tuesday, 1359: My phone had to be reprovisioned, and my data profile updated, and something cleared out from the tower.
Tuesday, 1413: Woo, all resolved! I have no idea what all had to be done to get this done besides reprovisioning & plan change but winz.
Tuesday, 1429: @gils9965 Yeah, my phone went clocktower. :D
Tuesday, 2150: Oh wow. It's entirely different when you give it to someone whose opinion you care immensely for. Needles and pins.
Tuesday, 2207: Today is November 11.

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Assorted Silliness

azurelunatic@livejournal.com — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:16:17 GMT

Devil May Cry shows Dante drinking "Budweiner" beer. That actually required pausing and rewinding, although it resulted in howls of laughter approximately equivalent to the Witch Hunter Robin moment.

We have started identifying blatant fan service moments by calling them out.

He apologizes for swearing around me. It's really quite cute, as if I did not use the phrase fuckity-fucking fuck on a fucking fuck-stick myself every now and then.

Turns out he's Neutral Good, rather than Lawful Good. His internal moral compass just happens to align with Lawful a whole lot.

The phrase "You sat me down and watched me it" makes sense perhaps only in my head, but that is how I describe what it is that Darkside does to me with movies and so forth. I used this phrase in my outside voice, and he poked holes in it, but I still think that it is a perfectly useful phrase.

There is no galaxy hanging from Orion's belt that we could see in the night sky, although Orion was out bright and clear.

We spent just shy of four hours talking writing. I am feeling inspired and challenged and energized and the plot is beginning to click into place so beautifully. I have sent him two massive messages with the primary contents of the Cracked Phoenix universe, and I'm already reading through Book 1 and seeing how it is weak and needs a reimagining and shoring up. If I can see this after that conversation, while still half-asleep, I can only imagine how it'll seem after another conversation or three and a full tank of sleep and no heartache.

I will miss him so intensely. We have email, and phone, and of course I will come back to Phoenix to visit, but oh, the unimagined luxury of stretching out the words and ideas in front of someone who already knows how you think and can hammer on your ideas until they become new again, who reads the same books you like, who knows your tastes, who (treasure of treasures) trusts you with his own words and worlds. I had not known that my best friend could be this to me, too, until tonight. (All the worlds we've made; all we've been through.)