A Metaphor Gone Metastatic (nearly a prosthetic memory)

(I wasn't kidding about the obsessive-compulsive tagging.)

!otp - 3 uses
#lj_support - 675 uses
$winterholiday - 1 use
'danes - 1 use
< apples - 2 uses
*nix - 1 use
...the fun way - 3 uses
10 things - 1 use
10-year-old dramatics - 1 use
1000 oranges and a bomb - 1 use
10num - 4 uses
12 letters of christmas - 1 use
1990s - 1 use
1991year - 3 uses
1994year - 1 use
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1996year - 2 uses
1997year - 1 use
1998year - 3 uses
1999year - 2 uses
2007year - 1 use
27 a.y. - 1 use
3) profit - 1 use
36" strap-on - 1 use
404 fun - 1 use
50 things - 1 use
5th grade - 2 uses
80s music friday - 5 uses
9/11 date - 1 use
90s music monday - 5 uses
911 emergency - 1 use
99 problems - 1 use
a brief history of time - 1 use
a metaphor gone metastatic - 3 uses
a pornucopia of love - 2 uses
a whole lot of money - 1 use
a/c - 5 uses
absinthe - 1 use
absofuckinglutely - 1 use
abuse - 5 uses
abuse of power - 1 use
acadeca - 5 uses
access - 6 uses
accomplishments - 1 use
accordions - 1 use
acephalous - 1 use
activism - 1 use
acv - 1 use
ad&d book of sex - 1 use
adhd - 2 uses
administrative - 3 uses
adulthood - 1 use
adversaries - 1 use
aetna - 1 use
agoraphobia - 1 use
ai - 1 use
aids - 2 uses
air freshener - 8 uses
air raid siren - 1 use
air taser - 1 use
airplanes - 2 uses
airport - 2 uses
ak-47 guy - 14 uses
akicolj - 2 uses
alarm clock - 3 uses
alaska - 14 uses
alaskan civil war - 2 uses
allegra - 17 uses
allies - 2 uses
allister klingensmith - 1 use
amberfox - 63 uses
amberite - 2 uses
american pie - 1 use
ammonia - 1 use
angels - 1 use
angst - 2 uses
angstwanking - 3 uses
anguissette - 1 use
ani - 3 uses
animation - 2 uses
animation acolyte - 1 use
anime - 7 uses
anime night - 5 uses
answering machine - 1 use
answers - 1 use
ant bites - 2 uses
anti-muggle prejudice - 2 uses
ants - 3 uses
aohell - 1 use
ap_aelfwine - 1 use
apartment - 4 uses
apartment complex - 33 uses
apc - 1 use
aphrodite - 3 uses
apollo 1 - 1 use
apology - 2 uses
appearance engineering - 2 uses
apples - 1 use
apples to apples - 1 use
april 16th - 1 use
april fools - 10 uses
aracaunas - 1 use
arcata eye police log - 2 uses
argh - 1 use
argyle_s - 1 use
arizona - 4 uses
arizona wildlife - 2 uses
art - 4 uses
art rec - 1 use
asl - 3 uses
asshats - 3 uses
assumptions - 1 use
astronomy - 1 use
asu - 1 use
asylum - 2 uses
asymmetrical love - 2 uses
asynchronous fuckery - 1 use
atalantapendrag - 2 uses
ataniell93 - 21 uses
atlas shrugged - 1 use
attendance log - 10 uses
attention - 1 use
attention span - 1 use
au - 2 uses
audio hallucinations - 1 use
aunt-fayoumis - 3 uses
auraltimes - 1 use
aurora - 6 uses
auto-transcribed - 1 use
avatars - 1 use
averycoolurl.com - 1 use
awkward moments - 1 use
ayb - 1 use
azi - 1 use
azureghost - 104 uses
azurelunatic - 1 use
azwriter - 3 uses
b0rked - 1 use
baby swag - 1 use
babysitting - 1 use
backdated - 38 uses
backdated for fun and profit - 2 uses
backups - 1 use
bad doctors - 1 use
bad dreams - 7 uses
bad drivers - 1 use
bad drugs - 1 use
bad geek moments - 1 use
bad homework - 1 use
bad jokes - 1 use
bad latin - 1 use
bad lunatic moments - 3 uses
bad metaphors - 1 use
bad omens - 1 use
bad parenting moments - 1 use
bad physics moments - 4 uses
bad planning - 1 use
bad poetry - 1 use
bad puns - 3 uses
bad reality shows - 1 use
bad recording - 1 use
bad shelving moments - 1 use
bad sub - 1 use
bad touch - 1 use
bad translation - 1 use
bad web design - 1 use
bad_sex - 1 use
badfic - 3 uses
badge bunny - 1 use
badgers - 2 uses
baen - 1 use
baking soda - 1 use
bald guy - 1 use
balls - 2 uses
bang the monkey - 1 use
banner ads - 1 use
barbara - 1 use
barbie fanfic - 1 use
barking phone goon - 2 uses
barrayarans! - 2 uses
basket - 1 use
bathtub - 1 use
bdsm - 6 uses
beans - 2 uses
beautiful addiction - 1 use
beauty - 1 use
beauty & the beast - 1 use
bed buddies - 1 use
beer ad - 1 use
bees - 1 use
being a bitch - 2 uses
bejeweled - 1 use
bekithewitch - 9 uses
bellydance - 2 uses
beltane - 1 use
ben & jerry's - 2 uses
best friends - 3 uses
best friends forever - 4 uses
best of the internet - 2 uses
bester references - 1 use
betan earrings - 1 use
bi pride - 1 use
big ad - 1 use
big cheese - 1 use
big secret - 1 use
bigbadaboom - 16 uses
bigots - 1 use
biichan - 3 uses
bikeshed - 1 use
bikini wax - 1 use
biological clock - 1 use
biology - 1 use
bird call - 1 use
birds - 1 use
birdsong - 1 use
birthday - 7 uses
birthday plans - 1 use
birthday tixie - 3 uses
birthdays - 1 use
bisexuality - 3 uses
bitchy witchy week - 27 uses
bizarre love triangle - 1 use
bizarre metaphors - 1 use
bizarre shops - 1 use
bizarro world - 1 use
bj - 12 uses
black - 1 use
black widows - 1 use
blak - 1 use
blf - 1 use
blinkie - 2 uses
blinkie star of david - 1 use
blog of shadows - 2 uses
blog title - 1 use
blogger's code of conduct - 1 use
blogging - 1 use
blood - 1 use
blood cordial - 6 uses
blue ball machine - 1 use
blue hair - 8 uses
blue inflatable bat - 1 use
blueberries - 1 use
blues - 1 use
bob the angry flower - 2 uses
boba - 1 use
bobajames - 1 use
body - 3 uses
body language - 1 use
body tricks - 1 use
body worlds - 1 use
boeing - 1 use
bofd - 8 uses
boffing - 1 use
boffing night - 2 uses
bond - 11 uses
bondage pants - 1 use
bondmates - 14 uses
bonds - 9 uses
bonds gone wild - 1 use
boojum - 3 uses
book lending - 1 use
book of days - 3 uses
book of quotes - 1 use
book of shadows - 21 uses
book rec - 2 uses
bookmark - 1 use
bookmarks - 2 uses
books - 17 uses
booths behaving badly - 3 uses
booths out memo - 1 use
booze - 2 uses
boundaries - 1 use
bozo - 1 use
bpal - 16 uses
braiding the monkey - 1 use
brain breaky - 1 use
brainmeats - 1 use
bread lube - 2 uses
breakups - 1 use
brent spiner - 1 use
bribery - 1 use
bridget jones - 1 use
briefing - 1 use
broken links - 5 uses
broom - 1 use
brownware - 1 use
bubblegum - 1 use
bug squishing dance - 1 use
bugs - 1 use
bujold - 6 uses
bullwhip - 1 use
bunny master - 1 use
burn motherfucker burn - 2 uses
bus - 2 uses
bush - 2 uses
busted. grounded. - 1 use
butler rangers - 1 use
buy on sight - 2 uses
buy-on-sight authors - 2 uses
bvd drive - 14 uses
cabinet saga - 12 uses
cactus - 1 use
cadhla - 18 uses
cafe fiat - 4 uses
caffeine - 13 uses
calendar - 8 uses
calico - 4 uses
california - 1 use
camera - 4 uses
candles - 2 uses
candy - 1 use
canon fodder - 1 use
canon food - 1 use
captain davidson - 1 use
captain of the carpet ship - 1 use
car - 3 uses
car accident - 1 use
car trouble - 1 use
card - 1 use
card games - 1 use
care and feeding - 5 uses
career - 1 use
carpal tunnel - 1 use
carpet ship - 1 use
carsitting - 1 use
cartoons - 1 use
casino - 2 uses
cast of characters - 1 use
cat fight - 1 use
cat wizards - 1 use
cat-5 - 2 uses
cats - 20 uses
catterel - 2 uses
cawingcrow - 19 uses
cdc - 1 use
cedric diggory - 2 uses
celebrity deaths - 1 use
cellphone - 4 uses
cellphone post - 1 use
cellphones - 1 use
censorship - 1 use
chai - 1 use
chainsaw - 1 use
chakra test - 1 use
challenger - 2 uses
challenges - 1 use
chandler braley - 1 use
chaos - 1 use
chapter 11 - 1 use
characters - 6 uses
charity - 1 use
chas_ - 2 uses
chat log - 1349 uses
check-in - 4 uses
check-in princess - 1 use
check-in's little helper - 1 use
cheese - 1 use
cheesecake - 1 use
chemistry - 1 use
cheney - 2 uses
chicken dance boy - 1 use
chicken language - 1 use
chicken wedding - 2 uses
chicken wizards - 1 use
chickens - 27 uses
chickenstories - 1 use
childhood - 13 uses
children - 2 uses
chiller - 2 uses
chinese characters - 1 use
chocolate - 5 uses
chocolate frogs - 1 use
chorus_of_chaos - 2 uses
christianity - 5 uses
christmas - 3 uses
christmas lights - 1 use
chromatics - 1 use
chronic pain - 1 use
church vs. state - 1 use
cigarette smoke - 1 use
cinderella super - 1 use
cindy sheehan - 1 use
circle of fire - 21 uses
city of bones - 1 use
civil marriage - 1 use
civil rights - 1 use
civillians - 1 use
clarinetkid4eve - 9 uses
classic science fiction - 1 use
cleaning - 4 uses
clergy - 7 uses
clergy call - 29 uses
client call - 1 use
clients - 1 use
climate - 1 use
climb it - 1 use
clone name super - 1 use
closet - 2 uses
clothes - 2 uses
clothing - 2 uses
clouds - 1 use
clubbing - 1 use
clue bat - 2 uses
clueless phone goons - 1 use
co-workers - 4 uses
coat tree - 1 use
cock-cola - 5 uses
coconut glaze - 1 use
code - 1 use
code pink - 3 uses
coffee - 8 uses
coffeehouses - 1 use
cog - 1 use
collaboration - 1 use
collage - 1 use
collapsing the wave - 1 use
college - 1 use
colorbar - 1 use
colorbars - 2 uses
columbia - 5 uses
comedic rules - 1 use
comedy - 1 use
comfort food - 1 use
comic pirate super - 11 uses
comics - 1 use
commandments - 1 use
comment e-mails - 1 use
comments - 3 uses
communication - 2 uses
communication rules - 1 use
compersion - 1 use
computer - 1 use
computer analogies - 1 use
computer equipment - 2 uses
computer woes - 1 use
computers - 10 uses
con - 1 use
con plans - 3 uses
concatenated - 7 uses
conditioning - 1 use
conflict - 1 use
conflict management - 1 use
congress - 1 use
connotations - 1 use
cons - 6 uses
conspiracy - 1 use
conspiracy theories - 2 uses
constance mcneill - 3 uses
contact - 1 use
contact info - 3 uses
conversations - 1 use
cookie puffs - 2 uses
cookies - 2 uses
cooking - 5 uses
cooking for engineers - 1 use
cooking mishaps - 1 use
coping mechanisms - 2 uses
coppercon - 9 uses
coppercon 06 - 1 use
copy bitch - 1 use
corruption - 1 use
costumes - 1 use
costuming - 1 use
couch - 1 use
courtship - 5 uses
cow-orkers - 1 use
cox - 7 uses
coyote - 1 use
crack - 4 uses
cracked phoenix - 5 uses
crackfic - 4 uses
crackheadeness - 2 uses
cracking - 5 uses
crackmusic - 1 use
crackpot psychology - 1 use
craigslist - 1 use
craxx0rbitches - 6 uses
crazy bus stop lady - 10 uses
crazy insane dares - 1 use
creative profanity - 1 use
creativity - 3 uses
creepy - 1 use
creepy strangers - 2 uses
creepy-crawlies - 1 use
crime - 1 use
crocheting - 1 use
crocodile hunter - 1 use
cron - 1 use
cross-dressing - 1 use
cross-posted - 1 use
crossover - 6 uses
crossover foods - 1 use
crossovercomic - 12 uses
crossovers - 1 use
crowley - 1 use
cruelty - 1 use
crunchy frog - 3 uses
crusty cakes kid - 1 use
cryptic - 1 use
cryptonomicon - 1 use
cthulhu - 1 use
cty - 11 uses
cty playlist - 1 use
culinary disaster - 1 use
culinary failures - 1 use
culture - 1 use
culture hacking - 1 use
cunning plan - 1 use
cupboard under the stairs - 1 use
curse of the flying capacitor - 1 use
cursing - 1 use
customer service - 1 use
cute chick super - 1 use
cute desk guy - 11 uses
cute geek super - 1 use
cute short chick - 1 use
cuttingrmfloor - 17 uses
cyberpunk - 1 use
cyteen - 6 uses
d - 4 uses
d&d - 1 use
dad - 27 uses
dagger - 1 use
daily randomness - 16 uses
daily_sporfle - 1 use
daleks - 1 use
damage - 1 use
dancing - 1 use
dangerous equipment - 1 use
dangerous ravenclaw moments - 1 use
danielle_faye - 1 use
darkside - 394 uses
darkside knightmares - 9 uses
darkside's mom - 1 use
darth lucas - 1 use
darth mary sue - 1 use
darth mr. potato head - 1 use
darth vader - 2 uses
darwin awards - 1 use
data integrity - 1 use
data loss - 1 use
database - 5 uses
dated - 1 use
dated out of order - 1 use
dating a ghost - 1 use
dave - 1 use
dave collection - 1 use
dave matthews band fan geek - 2 uses
david - 1 use
dawn - 20 uses
day - 1 use
daylight savings time - 1 use
dayton peace accords - 1 use
db - 7 uses
dead wank - 1 use
deadbrick - 1 use
death - 6 uses
death metal - 1 use
death note - 1 use
deathly hallows - 1 use
debuggery - 2 uses
deck the halls - 2 uses
decluttering - 1 use
deeahblita - 2 uses
default icon swap - 7 uses
definitions - 2 uses
deities - 3 uses
deliberate misspellings - 1 use
democracy - 1 use
democrats - 1 use
demographics - 1 use
demon plague-monkeys - 1 use
dendarii brewing company - 2 uses
dendarii hill rocks - 1 use
dental - 1 use
dentist - 4 uses
depilatory - 1 use
depression - 8 uses
desert - 2 uses
design - 2 uses
design failure - 1 use
destiny - 1 use
development - 1 use
devry - 1 use
dextre tripp - 1 use
dialer - 1 use
dialer crash - 2 uses
diana - 7 uses
diana wynne jones - 1 use
diane duane - 17 uses
dietary restrictions - 1 use
digiclan - 1 use
digitalambience - 10 uses
dilbert_blog - 1 use
dinner - 2 uses
dirty poem - 1 use
disagreeable old lady - 1 use
disaster - 1 use
disaster area - 4 uses
disasters - 1 use
discussion - 1 use
discussions - 1 use
disgusting euphemisms - 1 use
dishes - 1 use
disk copy - 5 uses
disk copy project - 6 uses
displayed name change - 3 uses
dissociation - 1 use
disturbing - 3 uses
disturbing things - 2 uses
divination - 3 uses
dizzy is bad - 1 use
dns - 1 use
do not call - 1 use
do-over - 1 use
documentation - 1 use
dodgy analogies - 1 use
dodgy telemarketers - 1 use
dog biscuits - 1 use
dogs in elk - 1 use
dogs of war - 1 use
domainkeys - 1 use
dominance - 2 uses
don't kill the old lady - 1 use
don1220022002 - 1 use
donna/dono - 1 use
dooku.net - 1 use
doom - 1 use
doris - 1 use
dot - 1 use
dot_poly_snark - 1 use
dove.org - 1 use
downtime - 12 uses
downtown - 1 use
doyle - 1 use
dr. soong - 1 use
dr. who - 1 use
draco - 3 uses
draft - 4 uses
drafts - 3 uses
dragonlance - 1 use
dragostea din tei - 1 use
drama - 13 uses
drama llama - 1 use
dreadful people - 1 use
dream job - 1 use
dream log - 25 uses
dreams - 7 uses
dreamwidth - 4 uses
dress code - 2 uses
dress code girl - 2 uses
driving - 1 use
drm - 1 use
drought - 1 use
drug trip - 1 use
drugs - 4 uses
drunk - 15 uses
drunk-ass phone goon - 4 uses
drywall follies - 1 use
dubious-con - 1 use
ducks - 1 use
ducky wedding - 1 use
duct tape swords - 1 use
dune - 1 use
dustraven - 27 uses
dystopia is my friend - 1 use
e-mail - 2 uses
e-mail log - 1 use
e-mail post - 2 uses
ea - 1 use
early adopter - 1 use
earworm - 1 use
earworms - 1 use
easalle - 52 uses
easter eggs - 1 use
echo's children - 2 uses
ectogenesis - 2 uses
eddie izzard - 1 use
edited - 4 uses
editing - 1 use
eff - 1 use
ego - 3 uses
einstein - 2 uses
elance - 11 uses
election - 1 use
elections - 1 use
electricity - 1 use
electronic arts - 1 use
elemental nature - 1 use
elephant in the living room - 2 uses
ellison - 1 use
elohim - 4 uses
elorie - 2 uses
elusive computer geek - 1 use
elynne - 2 uses
elysianmusings - 25 uses
elyssa - 5 uses
emedding - 1 use
emergency - 1 use
emily - 1 use
encryption - 1 use
end-user prejudice - 1 use
end-users - 4 uses
ender's game - 1 use
english - 1 use
enterprise - 1 use
entertainment - 2 uses
epicyclical - 1 use
equipment - 1 use
eris - 4 uses
eris_raven - 9 uses
espresso - 1 use
essays - 4 uses
ethan of athos - 1 use
etymology - 1 use
eu - 1 use
evacuation. crash space - 1 use
evangelism - 1 use
evealone - 1 use
everybody to the limit - 1 use
execution - 1 use
exercise log - 11 uses
exercise plan - 1 use
exhaustion - 7 uses
exit strategy - 1 use
expenditures - 1 use
experimental - 1 use
explosions - 2 uses
expression - 1 use
extended metaphors - 1 use
extra-sharp cheddar - 1 use
f-bombs - 1 use
fabric - 1 use
face - 1 use
face to face - 1 use
faerie's air and death waltz - 1 use
fairbanks - 8 uses
faith - 2 uses
fake - 1 use
fall down go boom - 1 use
familar - 1 use
familiar - 1 use
family - 12 uses
family photos - 1 use
fanart - 2 uses
fandom - 22 uses
fandom meta - 3 uses
fandom terminology - 1 use
fandom_scruples - 1 use
fandom_wank - 1 use
fanfic - 14 uses
fanfic meta - 6 uses
fanfiction - 3 uses
fangirl - 5 uses
fannish squee moments - 1 use
fanon food - 1 use
fao seating - 1 use
fap - 1 use
faq - 5 uses
fashion - 3 uses
fashion police - 1 use
faucet - 1 use
favorite authors - 1 use
fayoumi - 1 use
fear death by fanfic - 1 use
february 14 - 1 use
february 14th - 1 use
february 8th - 1 use
feedback - 1 use
female anatomy - 1 use
feminism - 1 use
fen - 1 use
fencing - 2 uses
fencing dave - 3 uses
ferretfont - 5 uses
fforde - 2 uses
fic - 14 uses
fic archive - 1 use
fic bunny - 3 uses
fic meta - 1 use
fic rec - 75 uses
fiction - 3 uses
fictional cats - 1 use
fictional salad - 1 use
fight club - 1 use
figment - 4 uses
figment0 - 65 uses
filk - 18 uses
filk bunny - 17 uses
filk circle - 4 uses
filk concerts - 1 use
filtration pitcher - 1 use
finance - 1 use
finite incantatum - 1 use
fire - 7 uses
fire hazard - 1 use
firefox - 1 use
fist of the north star - 1 use
five cat cable - 1 use
five cat cord - 1 use
flag - 1 use
flash - 1 use
flash animation - 1 use
flight - 1 use
flighty temptress - 2 uses
flirtation - 1 use
florida - 1 use
flowers - 1 use
flying scorpions - 1 use
foip - 8 uses
food - 5 uses
food porn - 2 uses
food pr0n - 12 uses
food_porn - 1 use
foot - 1 use
foot-in-mouth disease - 1 use
four cats left - 1 use
fragmentation - 1 use
frankthecomic - 1 use
free falling guy - 1 use
freedom of choice - 1 use
freewill - 8 uses
freezer - 1 use
french revolution - 1 use
freshstartwrite - 25 uses
freshstartwrite quotes - 1 use
freshstartwriters - 2 uses
freud - 2 uses
frickin' clue bat - 1 use
friending policy - 1 use
friends - 2 uses
friends interest matching - 1 use
friendship - 8 uses
friendslist trivia - 1 use
frodo - 1 use
frog skirt - 1 use
from comments - 1 use
frosted cake kid - 1 use
fruit-fucker 2000 - 2 uses
fruits basket - 1 use
fruitz - 3 uses
frustration - 2 uses
fry's electronics - 3 uses
fsm - 2 uses
fsw - 1 use
fucked-up fairy tales - 3 uses
fucking respondents - 1 use
fucking technology - 1 use
fudge - 1 use
fun - 1 use
fun things - 1 use
fun with hex colors - 1 use
fun with mr. lj-cut - 1 use
futon - 1 use
fuzzy modem - 28 uses
fwd: - 13 uses
gaim - 2 uses
gambling - 1 use
game quotes - 2 uses
gameboyguy13 - 78 uses
gamer groupie - 1 use
gamergeek - 1 use
gamergeeks - 1 use
games - 4 uses
gaming - 17 uses
gaming humor - 1 use
gandalf the grey - 1 use
gandalf the purple - 1 use
garnetdagger - 5 uses
gary stu - 2 uses
gavcam - 1 use
gawdawful crap - 1 use
gay - 4 uses
gay guys - 1 use
gay!ken - 1 use
gdr - 1 use
geek - 5 uses
geek housekeeping - 10 uses
geek humor - 3 uses
geek projects - 1 use
geek revenge - 1 use
geek tools - 1 use
geek-fu - 1 use
geekery - 125 uses
geekhousekeeping - 2 uses
gelatin - 1 use
gemini - 7 uses
gencon - 1 use
gender - 4 uses
gender identity - 1 use
gender roles - 1 use
gender warrior - 1 use
genderbending - 3 uses
genesis of the stew - 1 use
george - 2 uses
george lucas - 1 use
george takei - 1 use
germanium - 2 uses
getting lost - 1 use
getting to know you - 1 use
gi - 1 use
gift ideas - 2 uses
gifts - 1 use
giggles - 1 use
ginevra vs. ginny - 1 use
ginger - 2 uses
gip - 21 uses
girls' night out - 1 use
girly - 1 use
glamourbomb - 2 uses
glamourbombing - 4 uses
glamourbombs - 4 uses
glass half full (of the sea) - 1 use
glasses - 1 use
glitter - 4 uses
glp - 9 uses
gnaa - 2 uses
goatse - 1 use
goblet of fire - 7 uses
gods - 1 use
godwin's law - 1 use
golf - 1 use
gonzo kitchen science - 1 use
good books - 1 use
good curses - 1 use
good music - 1 use
good transit karma - 1 use
google - 7 uses
google is my songbook - 2 uses
google is silly - 2 uses
google talk - 1 use
googlism - 1 use
goslings - 4 uses
gossamer - 1 use
gossip - 3 uses
goth - 1 use
goth club - 1 use
gothic sensibility - 1 use
gottapimp - 1 use
government - 2 uses
gps coordinates - 1 use
grace under fire - 2 uses
grammar - 1 use
grammar bitch - 2 uses
grand canyon - 1 use
grand schemes - 1 use
grandfathersir - 1 use
grandma - 5 uses
grandma cinderella - 3 uses
grandma's - 3 uses
gray album - 1 use
greatestjournal - 1 use
gretta - 2 uses
grifyn - 2 uses
grok - 1 use
grues - 1 use
gt - 2 uses
guacamole - 1 use
guardian - 2 uses
guardians - 1 use
guide dog aunt - 15 uses
guide dog uncle - 1 use
gulf war - 5 uses
gummy bears - 1 use
gun-toting environmentalism - 1 use
gunshots - 1 use
gurps vk - 1 use
h/d - 1 use
h2g2 - 2 uses
hachi - 4 uses
hackers - 1 use
hacking - 1 use
hacks - 1 use
hacksaw - 1 use
hair - 5 uses
hairdye - 2 uses
half-blood poet - 1 use
half-blood prince - 1 use
half-orc fighter assassin - 1 use
half-twin sister - 2 uses
halloween - 4 uses
hallucination - 1 use
hallucinations - 1 use
hamlet - 1 use
hammer time - 1 use
hand - 1 use
happiness - 2 uses
happy birthday mama - 1 use
hardware - 2 uses
hardware hacking - 1 use
harlan ellison - 2 uses
harry potter - 75 uses
harry/harriet - 1 use
hats - 1 use
havening - 1 use
hazardous spill - 1 use
hazardous waste - 1 use
hazardous waste dumping - 2 uses
hbp - 3 uses
hcolleen - 84 uses
headache - 1 use
healing - 3 uses
health - 9 uses
health management - 1 use
hearing - 1 use
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heat - 1 use
heinlein - 2 uses
hell's angel - 8 uses
heraldry - 1 use
herding cats - 1 use
here chick chick chick - 1 use
hermione - 1 use
hermione-cat - 4 uses
hero-theory of disaster - 1 use
hetracil - 1 use
hey nonny nonny - 1 use
high energy magic - 29 uses
high school - 4 uses
hinky - 1 use
hip - 2 uses
hippogriff - 1 use
history - 8 uses
hoax - 1 use
hobbies - 1 use
hol - 1 use
hold music - 1 use
holiday - 4 uses
holiday plans - 11 uses
holmes - 1 use
home - 1 use
home truths - 1 use
homework - 1 use
homie g - 1 use
homie g jr - 1 use
homie g super - 4 uses
honda - 1 use
hone my rage and hatred - 3 uses
hope - 1 use
horcrux - 1 use
hormones - 2 uses
hospitality - 3 uses
hot chocolate - 1 use
hot_chocolate - 1 use
hours - 3 uses
house - 1 use
house of no pants - 10 uses
housecleaning - 3 uses
household - 3 uses
householdery - 75 uses
housekeeping - 2 uses
housework - 2 uses
how to stop rape - 1 use
howlers - 1 use
hp meta - 1 use
html - 1 use
html magnetic poetry - 1 use
huggy rocks - 1 use
humidifier - 1 use
humor - 101 uses
hurricane - 2 uses
hyper gamer dude - 1 use
i am a trained professional - 1 use
i am on crack - 1 use
i see you falling - 1 use
i was once a student / i lived in a dorm - 1 use
i'm eve - 1 use
ice cream - 1 use
icky food - 1 use
icon bunny - 8 uses
icons - 3 uses
identity - 2 uses
ides of march - 1 use
idiot - 9 uses
idiot driver - 1 use
idiots - 5 uses
idonotlikepeas - 1 use
iguana - 1 use
ihop - 1 use
ikea - 8 uses
illness - 5 uses
illness log - 1 use
illustrated - 54 uses
im - 1 use
im idiots - 23 uses
imac - 1 use
imbolc - 1 use
imperial march - 1 use
inbox - 1 use
incoherent - 1 use
information age - 1 use
ingrained homophobia - 1 use
injury - 4 uses
innuendo - 1 use
insane fanbase - 1 use
insane writing goals - 1 use
insanity - 2 uses
insomnia - 7 uses
inspection - 1 use
inspiration - 1 use
instead cup - 1 use
integrity - 1 use
interests - 4 uses
internet - 2 uses
internet generation - 1 use
interrupted sleep - 1 use
introductions - 1 use
introspection - 2 uses
introversion - 2 uses
ipod - 1 use
ipod guy - 1 use
irate - 1 use
irate geek - 1 use
irate respondents - 1 use
irc - 2 uses
irc log - 705 uses
irish cream - 1 use
iroshi - 27 uses
ishmael02 - 1 use
ismail_elgendy - 1 use
it's all fun and games until someone los - 1 use
it's the end of the world as we know it - 3 uses
ithurtsmybrain - 1 use
itunes - 2 uses
ivr - 3 uses
j - 5 uses
jack's total exhaustion - 1 use
jackhammers - 1 use
jargon file - 1 use
jay-z - 1 use
jean-luc picard - 1 use
jedi day - 1 use
jedi_rezboy - 1 use
jehovah's witnesses - 1 use
jell-o - 1 use
jelly babies - 1 use
jelly baby - 1 use
jewelry bunny - 1 use
jim carrey - 1 use
jkr - 2 uses
job search - 11 uses
john m. ford - 4 uses
join my cult - 1 use
jolt - 1 use
joshian new year - 1 use
josie and the pussycats - 1 use
joss whedon - 1 use
journal - 1 use
journal writing - 1 use
joy - 1 use
jump in the lake - 1 use
jump the shark - 1 use
junk phone calls - 1 use
jury duty - 2 uses
justice - 1 use
juuro - 1 use
karlita - 2 uses
karma - 1 use
katrina - 3 uses
kellinator - 1 use
kermit - 1 use
kermit the frog - 1 use
kidney - 1 use
kids - 3 uses
kilarneyblarney - 1 use
king of birdbrains - 5 uses
kinkier members of the audience - 1 use
kirk - 1 use
kissing darkside - 1 use
kitchen - 1 use
kitchen sink - 1 use
kittenhate - 4 uses
kitton - 1 use
knowing where to put the chalk mark - 1 use
known issues - 1 use
krispy kreme - 1 use
kurt vonnegut - 1 use
kushiel - 1 use
l.a. con iv - 1 use
l.m. montgomery - 1 use
l2g - 1 use
l33t 2.0 - 1 use
la boca - 1 use
la cucharacha - 4 uses
labor - 1 use
lackey - 1 use
lacon iv - 2 uses
laconiv - 1 use
lactose - 2 uses
lady malfoy - 19 uses
lake - 1 use
language - 2 uses
laptop brain transplant - 1 use
lasayla - 1 use
lasermom - 7 uses
last best hope for grandchildren - 1 use
launch - 1 use
laundry - 7 uses
layoffs - 1 use
layout - 1 use
laziest men on mars - 1 use
lbgt - 1 use
lds - 8 uses
leahy - 2 uses
leftover leftovers guy - 33 uses
legacy languages - 1 use
legal marriage - 1 use
legomymalfoy - 2 uses
lemming - 68 uses
lemon demon - 2 uses
lemonade - 1 use
leslie fish - 1 use
letter to congress - 1 use
letters - 1 use
level up - 1 use
lf - 39 uses
lf quotes - 1 use
liabilities - 1 use
liberal - 1 use
library-first - 1 use
library_monkeys - 1 use
lies - 2 uses
life - 4 uses
life and love and lack thereof - 2 uses
lifestyle - 1 use
light bulbs - 1 use
light under a basket - 1 use
lightning_war - 6 uses
lightsabre battles - 1 use
lightswitch rave - 2 uses
like vs love - 1 use
link - 3 uses
link salad - 1 use
link soup - 325 uses
links - 6 uses
links for reboot - 1 use
linux - 1 use
lists - 4 uses
literature - 1 use
little mermaid - 1 use
liver - 1 use
lizard in the toilet - 1 use
lizard-based surrealism - 1 use
lizards - 2 uses
lj - 152 uses
lj comment spam - 1 use
lj fudge - 1 use
lj interests - 1 use
lj move - 3 uses
lj psa - 2 uses
lj slang - 1 use
lj status - 1 use
lj summaries - 2 uses
lj tools - 1 use
lj tricks - 1 use
lj_biz - 1 use
ljhs - 1 use
llama song - 1 use
lmb - 2 uses
lmbujold - 16 uses
location - 4 uses
logic puzzles - 1 use
lone power - 3 uses
loneliness - 1 use
long hair - 1 use
loops - 1 use
lord malfoy - 2 uses
lord of love - 1 use
lord_maahes - 1 use
loren - 8 uses
lost - 1 use
lost in a good book - 1 use
lotr - 1 use
love - 9 uses
love letters - 2 uses
love song - 1 use
luminairex - 1 use
luna victoria hill - 8 uses
lunatic user manual - 1 use
lyrics - 1 use
m - 5 uses
mabon - 1 use
macarthur park - 1 use
macdonald hall - 1 use
mad science - 2 uses
magic - 7 uses
magic is afoot - 1 use
magic smoke - 2 uses
magic works - 1 use
magical pregnancy - 1 use
magicgeeking - 49 uses
magnetic alphabet - 1 use
mail - 1 use
maintenance - 1 use
major wank - 1 use
makeup snark - 1 use
malcolm in the middle - 1 use
malefics - 1 use
malfoy senior - 12 uses
malkavians - 1 use
mama - 14 uses
mama java's - 1 use
mamadeb - 4 uses
man-faye/lotr crossover - 2 uses
management - 3 uses
mandaka upanishad - 1 use
manga - 1 use
maps - 1 use
marah - 1 use
marnan - 1 use
marriage - 7 uses
marriage protection - 1 use
martin's passage - 1 use
marvin - 1 use
marx - 5 uses
marxdarx - 11 uses
mary jane's last dance - 1 use
mary sue - 5 uses
mass media - 1 use
massage - 1 use
master of misinformation - 2 uses
math tax - 2 uses
maul - 2 uses
maul/draco - 1 use
maxi_mangsi - 1 use
mccain - 2 uses
meacu1pa - 15 uses
meatspin - 1 use
media - 1 use
media fuckup - 1 use
medical - 1 use
medication - 2 uses
meds - 2 uses
meetups - 2 uses
melcocha - 1 use
memorial - 2 uses
memories - 1 use
memory - 3 uses
mending - 1 use
mental health - 18 uses
mental illness - 1 use
mental state - 2 uses
mercedes lackey - 1 use
mercury - 3 uses
mercury can bite me - 1 use
mercury retrograde - 1 use
mercy - 2 uses
merger - 1 use
mermaid - 1 use
mesa - 1 use