Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic

Cookie (the root of all that's evil, but you can call me)

Darkside and I had a debate the night before last about how evil I actually was. He has an exaggerated opinion of my deep and abiding evil, possibly due to my habit of sinister giggles. He decided that if I was not already evil, I'd be evil soon thanks to my roommate. I told him I'd yet even to have my first hangover. He is waiting with great anticipation for that day.

The other night when we were talking (not last night but the night before) we got to discussing my nature of true evil, and we started going over the evil things I have or have not done.

I've never killed anyone, I've never gotten a hangover. I've broken a few hearts, and I deflowered a virgin. I did, once, bite someone below the waist. Darkside and I had a lengthy discussion about this, and, as he heard the circumstances and the person whose wang I did chomp down on, said something to the effect of, "You go, girl!"

It must have been a very bad situation to have a guy actually cheer on my biting of another guy in a very sensitive and personal location.
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