January 9th, 2008

tech support, stupid


7:52 AM 1/9/2008
M$NAME just got told that he needs to have less fun troubleshooting.

1:49 PM 1/9/2008
Trying to use site, "oops your browser is too old." Said he was using IE, went through troubleshooting process. Went to Red Cube Badge Guy, advice is to use another browser. He is on dial-up and actually ... he was using the AOL browser. Now trying in IE. That worked.
horny, Divine Oscillations

Outtakes from ladies' night...

Someone was lifting up the top layer of her skirt. This was likely related to the rousing discussion at the other end of the table, on the topic of the color purple.
Our dear oblivious dyke asked: "Am I missing something I ought to be seeing?"
"It's purple!" quoth the woman sitting in between them.
"Well then, I really wanted to see it!" our dyke exclaimed/explained, peering over lasciviously.
"I only dye my hair purple!" protested the woman with the purple shirt and the purple under-layer to her skirt.
"Well, it seems like something you would have done, dye your triangle purple," the dyke said, digging herself in deeper.
"Do the drapes match the carpets?" asked the resident smartass.
"No, I believe in waxed floors," the purple-haired lady responded reflexively, not one to miss an opportunity for a snappy comeback. Then she realized what she'd said and hid her face in her hands as the rest of the group roared.