I love the people who make mad, mad, mad things happen ... and the people who are so used to them happening that they don't really inquire too closely, but still manage to inquire. For example: "What's that in the shower?" "Squid." "What's it doing there?" "Thawing." "OK!"
Ahaha: bgolub: "Seeing lots of spiders around the house lately." eng1ne: "Print out a robots.txt file and leave it by the back door."