December 2nd, 2008

running, bomb tech

12 tweets for 2008-12-2

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:
  • Monday, 0239: Shared cleavage with the internet. Made icon for book series. (How did I wind up with a book series?) Book 2 has hooks for 3.
  • Monday, 0837: That wasn't enough sleep. Back to bed with me.
  • Monday, 0917: So my sleep attempt was interrupted by unhappy computer wanting a reboot. ok.
  • Monday, 1657: @ataniell93 This shirt is so your boys:
  • Monday, 1659: @nudaydreamer Yes, the word of the day is pregnant bcz Kama's old boobs give powdered milk which JC used to knock up Ursie. Rly. (not rly)
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bees, hivemind

The language of love!

If I start any sentence addressed to my best friend with an endearment, I am about ready to smack him with something. (The sentence may be edited for content, specifically, to remove the endearment, before I actually say it.) "I love you..." as the start to what I am saying is particularly dangerous. This can be actual anger, but is far more likely to have been triggered by a really bad pun.

Unless that endearment is "beloved", or "my dear best friend", which means that I have just been reminded of how very much I do love him.

"Moose" and "bee vomit" are both used for my best friend, because he is neither my "dear" nor my "honey".

"Honey" or "Oh, honey", means that I am very, very sorry for you, and it is entirely possibly your own fault. (People who have just screwed up their DNS beyond easy repair get this, and that's their fault. People who have leukemia get this, and it is totally not their fault.)
  • Current Music
    OGATA Megumi - Tsumi
ingenuity, Bujold

Cleaning up!

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"The most difficult part of my trip was figuring out whether I could carry cheese on an aircraft." -- kilarneyblarney, 8/20?/2008
"She's bought $30 worth of fermented cow."

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"I don't care if my gay men are straight or not." -- rhea_windrider

"Can I have the split pea without the ham?" -- kilarneyblarney, joking, but channeling M.

Sublingual tea: hcolleen cannot drink hot water straight out of the pot and brew the tea it in her mouth.)

Bad translation: "I'm defrosting it now" -- from Armitage III, about an encrypted file

Man: "Give me an example of something I did feminine."
Woman: "Your aura."
(from the Gay Denny's, 2008 11 25; she was mad because he hadn't been being straight with her. Or something.)

Things Shuttleslayer May No Longer Do In RP
Anything from the Book of Vile Darkness
The Sith version of Riverdance
Have my World of Darkness characters do anime jumps (this was the Shuttleslayer incident)
Play Alucard (besides, he's too powerful to be fun to play, so what's the point)
  • Current Music
    Alphaville - Forever Young (demo 2)
running, bomb tech

8 tweets for 2008-12-2

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:
  • Monday, 2359: @rickybuchanan Congratulations on the interview! (rt: accessibility for bedridden/housebound:
  • Tuesday, 0222: In the Lexicon of Me, "Darling..." at the beginning of what I'm saying means that I'm'a hurt you. "Honey" means "you fail". (Mostly.)
  • Tuesday, 1634: Anime we watched that one time: Ergo Proxy. Good stuff!
  • Tuesday, 1652: @rickybuchanan I have Skype set up now.
  • Tuesday, 1818: Fortune: "Your ideals are well within your reach."
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