I was so boggled by the duck penis that I failed to notice that it was discovered....
UAF is *home*. ...Whenever Fairbanks makes the news, I get somewhat sniffly. That's where my father used to work. That's where I used to hang out. Hell, that's where I let Shawn borrow my virginity. (He promptly lost it.) ...Home.
...The home of 42.5 cm duck penii, too, evidently.