Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic

If I Were (a rich man) (no, actually, not that meme) from grifyn and fiance

The "If I were..." Meme

If I were a month I'd be: made from the missing/extra days of all the other months
If I were a day of the week I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I'd be: Just before dawn
If I were a planet I'd be: Very easy to see at some seasons, and very elusive in others
If I were a sea animal I'd be: under a lot of pressure
If I were a direction I'd be: The road less travelled
If I were a piece of furniture I'd be: a carpet that no longer allows people to walk on it
If I were a sin I'd be: very, very tempting
If I were a historical figure I'd be: eccentric and obscure
If I were a liquid I'd be: The Goddess Brew
If I were a tree, I'd be: leafing you alone
If I were a bird, I'd be: a chaos chicken
If I were a tool, I'd be: studying hard at MIT
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: One hint: not Hardy
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Windy enough to steal your hat
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: something even Hagrid might be wary of
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: difficult to learn
If I were an animal, I'd be: a bird
If I were a color, I'd be: ultra-violet
If I were an emotion/trait, I'd be: obsession
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: in the hospital
If I were a sound, I'd be: Prince William Sound
If I were an element, I'd be: Hmm. Lithium?
If I were a car, I'd be: apt to break down a few times a month, but start back up again after resting overnight
If I were a song, I'd be: something with four-part harmony
If I were a movie, I'd be: subtitled
If I were a book, I'd be: Support Your Local Wizards, or else out of print...
If I were a food, I'd be: sweet oatmeal with "tail-kinkers" in it
If I were a place, I'd be: not entirely exactly unlike home
If I were a material, I'd be: living in a material world
If I were a taste, I'd be: an acquired taste
If I were a scent, I'd be: sprayed on people as they enter the boutique
If I were a religion, I'd be: Really Fucking Scary.
If I were a word, I'd be: hard-to-spell
If I were an object, I'd be: in a porno flick
If I were a body part I'd be: the brain
If I was a facial expression I'd be: that one between shock and amusement
If I were a subject in school I'd be: Defense Against the Dark Arts
If I were an animated character I'd be: Mary Sue
If I were a shape I'd be a: pie-graph
If I were a number I'd be: 4/4

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