Yep. eris_raven has hairballs. The neat, tidy kind that remind me of owl pellets.
So someone got a bath last night, and then got combed. She protested the proceedings, claiming, "Me-OWL!" at the top of her tiny feline lungs, which claim was intended to prove that she had every right to hawk up pellets on the kitchen floor, and also her feathers would be disarranged with a water bath and subseqent combing.
Her ridiculous claims were ignored, of course.