I make the weirdest stuff for myself. I'm not even sure what it is. Right now I'm drinking happily away at something that involves lemon-lime soda, tinned peaches, and a bit of vodka.
Mmm. Nice buzz.
I do like drinks. I do like drinking. I do like knowing my limits. I've only gotten the sort of hangover that means lots of water and running off to the restroom to piss every twenty minutes, never the headache, never the vomiting.