Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic
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The very disorganized and rambling story of the ill-fated orgy

I wrote up the ill-fated orgy a while ago.

I left out of the narrative how the local cat, Jasper, was utterly traumatized by the sight of That Idiot Shawn (referred to in that document as HSBF, High School Best Friend) pretending to ass-rape Rocki.

Also left out was the utterly traumatic sight of Shawn, wearing only, and I do mean only, a Santa hat and silver thong underwear. (Poppa Smurf was wearing green thong underwear.)

I wound up helping Shawn clean up after the party, some weeks later, before his mom got home.
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