Have (re)discovered my capacity for eating large amounts of carrots in favor of eating more high-calorie/fat/carb things. This dates back to my pseudo-anorexic days, but this is hardly as draconian a plan. The carrots are to convince my stomach that there's enough to work with, so it should shut it already. That'll make my body a lot happier with me than pretending to eat with the stupid stuff in cans.
I still think we need to take this place over.