Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic
azurelunatic

Alcohol'll kill me.

...if not by me drinking it (which I really do relatively rarely) by falling on my head.

I opened up the freezer, wondering what was living in there, and a plastic box full of cherries and blackberries drenched in sugar and vodka came flying out at me, and hit the floor and only sort of bounced, leaving plastic splinters all over the floor. Frozen plastic doesn't bounce well.
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