Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic

Mmmm... candy.

So a guy's at a party, and the hostess comes up to him, and invites him to try some of the candy she's made.

"What's in it?" he asks.

"Chocolate and almonds," she says.

"I don't think so," he says, "because I don't care much for chocolate."

"Everybody's been saying that," she says, "and I'm sick of it." She snaps her teeth threateningly. "Try some, or as I live, I am going to sink my teeth into your hand down to the bone."

So the guy reaches out for a piece, but before he can take it, his friend grabs his hand away and says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.

"Her bark is worse than her bite."

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