To combat this, I have placed the following in my Y! profile:
More About Me
Hobbies: Science fiction, magic, writing, computers, livejournal, duct tape swords, painting, nastily mocking people who try to flirt with me online.
Latest News: Formerly from Fairbanks, AK. Still in love with my best friend, still dating my girlfriend, still not looking for anyone else, still bitching out people who spell the word you as u.
"ASL = American Sign Language, and have I ever got a sign for you, buddy!"