Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic

Onion horoscopes

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
You're not the kind of person who constantly goes around saying the sky is falling, which makes you ill-equipped to cope with the events of this Thursday.

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
You're ready to put that bad relationship and all its painful memories behind you, but unfortunately, it'll be available on DVD starting next week.

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