Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic

Memorable conversational gambits

"Stop humping the cat!"

So her house is invaded, every winter, by a few mice -- fun, that. And she hasn't had any this winter. And she comes downstairs to find her dog chewing on one. ..."So, it was dead, right?" "Yes...?" "So... vole de mort."

"Also ... oof!"

"More likely to breed -- with me!"

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