Telegrams can only be nine words, not including stops, or you have to pay an extra fee. So you've got nine words to tell a complete story. Define who's writing to whom before beginning (these words don't count against your nine). STOP indicates the end of a thought or a sentence. FULLSTOP indicates the end of the telegram. If that wasn't clear. This challenge will be open until Monday morning at 10 am.
My original comment in the entry with the challenge
Author:
azurelunaticFandom: Harry Potter
Rating: R or higher for implied *ahem*
Summary: Two unrelated exchanges of telegrams.
Pairings: Harry/Ron, Narcissa/Sirius (incest)
Author's Notes: Also some political commentary on the
fandom_scruples issue. Ron to Harry:
SORRY ABOUT THAT STOP SUGGEST NOT BENDING WEARING INVISIBILITY CLOAK FULLSTOP
Harry to Ron:
IT NEVER HAPPENED STOP SHOWERS TONIGHT FULLSTOP
Narcissa to Sirius:
KNOW WHERE YOU HIDE STOP FUCK ME OR WILL TELL FULLSTOP
azurelunatic to fandom_scruples: WROTE FIC STOP INCEST STOP IN MINERVACAT JOURNAL STOP ADD ME STOP BLACK FULLSTOP
