azurelunaticFandom: X-Files
Keywords: aliens, mulder, scully, gunmen, skinner, cellphone, telegram, amnesia
Rating: PG-13+ for words "condoms" and "gay kama sutra"
Spoilers: probably not
Pairings: Not really
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't own 'em. Fun to play with, though.
Author's Note: more telegrams. Fun. Original post here.
Mulder to Scully:
ALIENS STOP NOTHING LIKE I IMAGINED STOP SEND GUNMEN AND CONDOMS FULLSTOP
Scully to Mulder:
SENDING CONDOMS GUNMEN STOP ALSO LATEST PSYCH EVALUATION STOP CALL ME FULLSTOP
Mulder to Scully:
ALIENS ABDUCTED CELLPHONE STOP GAY KAMA SUTRA UNNECESSARY STOP AVOID SKINNER FULLSTOP
Scully to Mulder:
SENT ONLY CONDOMS GUNMEN STOP TOLD SKINNER STOP BOOK LIKELY HIS FULLSTOP
Mulder to Scully:
IN ARIZONA WITH GUNMEN STOP LOST CELLPHONE STOP STRANDED STOP SEND TICKETS FULLSTOP
Scully to Mulder:
TICKETS SENT STOP WHAT HAPPENED WITH ALIENS STOP BRING SKINNERS BOOK FULLSTOP
Mulder to Scully:
THOUGHT I BELIEVED NOT YOU STOP NO ALIENS STOP GUNMEN WEIRDER FULLSTOP
Scully to Mulder:
WILL TALK WHEN YOU RETURN STOP NEW PSYCH EVALUATION WAITING FULLSTOP
Mulder to Skinner:
SORRY ABOUT BOOK SIR STOP FROHICKE TOOK STOP RETRIEVE IT YOURSELF FULLSTOP
