Setting the scene: one living room, darkened. 11:something pm. One seven-year-old boy, asleep on same couch. One hyper tomcat accustomed to being Pinball Cat, also in living room.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIAAAAAAAAA!"
He (the cat) is awaiting a discussion with Mommy about appropriate places and times to be Pinball Cat. Crying and appealing to
Mommy is not going to have happy words for him, but I am assured that