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LotR rules all.

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According to muskrat_john
Here are the rules to Matt's Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Oscar Night Drinking Game.

1) When Lord of the Rings wins any category, roll 1d20, and drink.

2) If anybody mentions New Zealand in their acceptance speech, make it a double.

Random Drink Table (based on the latest edition of the Sauce Guide to Cocktails).

1 - Sex on the Beach-head of Osgilliath

2 - Eomir-tini

3 - White City Russian

4 - Bora Boromir

5 - Rohan Libre

6 - Shire-ly Temple

7 - Sharkey Bite

8 - Mojitom Bombadil

9 - Saurumanhattan

10 - Vodka Mortensen

11 - Gon-Dorian Gray

12 - Gimly Gimlet

13 - Black Gate Russian

14 - Long Island Iced Treebeard

15 - Whiskey Sauron

16 - Return of the Kir

17 - Bal-lini-rog

18 - Cos-Moria-politan

19 - The All-Seeing Eye-rish Coffee

20 - Slow Confortable Screw Against the Wall While Smooching an Elven Princess With the One Ring While Battling the Forces of Evil
Gone away, gone ahead,
Echoes roll unanswered.
Empty, open, dusty, dead.
Why have all the Weyrfolk fled?

Where have dragons gone together
Leaving weyrs to wind and weather,
Setting herdbeasts free of tether;
Gone, our safeguards, gone, but whither?

Have they flown to some new weyr
Where cruel Threads some others fear?
Are they worlds away from here?
Why, oh why the empty weyr?

-- "The Question Song", Anne McCaffrey
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