It's definitely allergy time again. Ten sneezes in a row in the computer lab is not my idea of a fun morning. I'm glad I keep a handkerchief on me these days.
Right now this is theoretically lab. I suppose I should theoretically open up the page I'm supposed to be working on.
My memories of chronology are a funny thing. FatherSir mentioned the large file of jokes that Guide Dog Aunt had sent around, some of them worse than others. I said that when those things that she sent amused me, I put them in my online journal, rather than filling up the inboxes of my friends. And that's when FatherSir started going into details about this journal. I'd deliberately sent him a link to my more work-safe journal at one point...
The best of the jokes from the latest of the Guide Dog Aunt's forwards (forwards without the content scraped out of the attachments, I might note, which is to say that they're huge and have unnecessary attachments) is this, which I include especially for kellinator:
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
.....A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."