An Ode to Spring
April is coming, the geese are getting laid
Please walk with caution and a hand grenade
If you haven't got a hand grenade, a great big stick will do
If you haven't got a great big stick, God help you
Also with spring comes the tree bukkake. I mentioned (after class) to my teacher that I felt like I had been on a "When Flowers Attack" show. She recommended Hi-Health's natural remedy Allergy 10, which is evidently brewed specifically for Arizona allergies. I need to remember to take allergy medicine before sleeping, and also to get something that will make pouring salt water up one nostril and down the other easier.