Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
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Fwd: Dog Humor

DOG BREEDS OF THE FUTURE

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy
transport

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a
dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for
financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't
matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's the butt of some tacky
jokes
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