Find 23rd post.
Find 5th sentence.
Post in LJ.
"One of my old friends from high school told me that my worst problem was trying to find the pattern, the plot, to my life."
That entry's a really interesting one. It's the one with the infamous Mountain Dew incident (well, that one, at least).
This is actually my actual 23rd entry in LJ, even though there are other entries before it on the calendar. Those entries are notes on events, or backdated from other forms of journal.