Refresh your friends list and reply to the 3rd entry from the top with the phrase "In the Butt." no matter what the content of the original entry.
Then repost these instructions in your own LJ.
Somewhat sophomoric, but since I restrained myself from giggling at
In other news,
In other, other news, "Scampi" can and will drive bad country music out of your head -- for a price. Perhaps a terrible price.