In an emergency, a hunk of Laffy Taffy can be used as an earplug when standing about six rows back from the stage at the Soul Asylum concert.
Relatives sometimes buy you condoms.
I really don't give a flying fuck at the moon about pretty much any show on TV anymore. By the time I was hooked on TNG, it was over. By the time I started liking DS9, it was over. I haven't seen enough of Enterprise to get into, and, um, I'll never be able to take it entirely seriously because of the captain. I liked Dark Angel and I liked The X-Files up until Mulder left. I randomly watched other very silly comedies, but those two were the only ones I actually, you know, followed.
People originally resistant to the idea of importing hacker/cracker jargon words such as 0wn and fux0r sometimes do so when referring to computers/computer issues.