Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic

Ahh, high school.

A friend's school was evacuated because of "a bomb threat and several roosters".

You know, because the one just wasn't enough.

I know that most people find me weird for finding roosters very cuddly animals. I find roosters more pettable than puppies, because roosters are only pecky and flappy and scratchy, and I know how to hold them firmly so they mostly won't. Oh, and occasionally they're poopy, but, you know, that's what large rags are for. But puppies are wet.

But both a bomb threat and several roosters -- overkill. Honestly, where's the subtlety? In my day it was just that one kid's Halloween costume...

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