Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic

Spell-check is actually not really your friend.

Some perfect howlers from student essays.

Some highlights:
One scene that caught my eye in particular was the scene that was done in the sewer for the floating crap game.

One sister has crumpled the family reputation with an illegitimate son.

I can put more, but I assume this is enough.

From that point on it's all dropping bodies.

The exact crisis is that everything goes wrong and everyone dies.

Every time he appears onstage he arouses his son in the way only a father can.

Barnaby exemplified the look of a butler with his gold collar, black bow tie, and white testes.

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