So I sorted, and then, much to my surprise, I found a bag at the bottom of the nail polish bucket that contained some glitter, the perfume I'd been looking for, and my missing jewelry!
I'll be smelling like myself tomorrow. Not that the one cookie-scented perfume (Auric Blends, "One Love") is a bad scent, it's just not quite on.
I'll also be having blue nails tomorrow, because I'm trying to use up the one tiny bottle of blue nail polish. After that, maybe pink. Or maybe not.