"Oh?" I said.
"It's never going to last," she told me.
"Why not?" I asked.
She struggled for words for a few moments.
"It just won't."
"Because -- because he's funny-looking!"
There you have what most of Middle America thinks, I think...
Myself, I think Marc Anthony is geekboy-cute. No clue about the length of the marriage, except that the lack of a media circus surrounding it bodes well.