Came home, called Aunt-Fayoumis. This was at just the moment that she and Uncle-Fayoumis realized that they were hopelessly lost trying to get to the motel. I saved the day with Mapquest.

We then went over there and went out to dinner together, with lots of getting lost in the intervening. Fun was had by everyone. Uncle-Fayoumis has grown his hair, which looks much better on him. He's not a genetic [clan name] and it does show.

I like my real family so much better than my outlaws.