Dear LJ: Either give the monkeys a raise, or fire them. Ow.
Dear Arizona Weather: Ow. Die.
Dear voter registration people by the library: you're cute.
Dear US citizens who aren't registered to vote: do it. Then remember to vote for someone you think will do a good job. Remember, the personal life of the candidate in question may or may not be relevant to whether they can do a good job representing the people they agreed to represent.