: Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
2004-06-27 01:06:00

Azure Jane Lunatic
azurelunatic
2004-06-27 01:06:00

James Bond I'm not.

*looks inquisitively at martini ingredients on web*
*looks up in top of closet*
*tries three drops of vermouth*

Hmm, not bad. Does sort of make my tongue tingle, though.

*tries two drops of gin*
*mouth goes numb for three minutes*

Yowza.

No, somehow I don't think I'm going to start drinking classic dry martinis with any regularity.

Home, minus uterus

Originally posted by azz_on_dw at Home, minus uterus http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/7618142.htmlGot the uterus (and tubes, and…
Enough

Got logged out on my phone. Could have done without the aggressive ad takeover that threw me to the app store. Twice. No chance to log in. Might…
You might have succeeded in changing me / I might have been turned around

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Home, minus uterus

Originally posted by azz_on_dw at Home, minus uterus http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/7618142.htmlGot the uterus (and tubes, and…
Enough

Got logged out on my phone. Could have done without the aggressive ad takeover that threw me to the app store. Twice. No chance to log in. Might…
You might have succeeded in changing me / I might have been turned around

azz_on_dw Crossposted. comments. Sign in with OpenID (use your LJ URL), confirm an email address, and leave a comment.

James Bond I'm not.

Home, minus uterus

Enough

You might have succeeded in changing me / I might have been turned around

Home, minus uterus

Enough

You might have succeeded in changing me / I might have been turned around