And, predictably, like a blind guide up Mount Doom's little mission ... doom.
Evidently I did something wrong (I asked Windows not to remember the login/password, and not to ask me about it again) and this made it so that I couldn't log in. Clearly. And I'm also dating Britney Spears, and Sean Connery is consumed with mad unrequited lust for me. I sat firmly on Naomi and "admitted my mistake" and it turned out that the IT person to ask what my login and password were was not around, so I couldn't log in, and I went back on the phones for the rest of the night.
We are, evidently, trying this again Saturday. Today.
My toes are on flaming-hot Tabasco-fire with anticipation.