Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic
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And when there is strife at work, the Lunatic sings:

TTTO "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"


Never feed espresso to the dialer
It'll send you calls as fast as it can pile 'er
You'll be getting hangup calls
It'll drive you up the walls
And the calls keep coming in.

Always read the script they give to you verbatim:
"Are there any teens at home?" "No, sir, we ate 'em!"
You will smile; you have no choice
Try not to show it in your voice
As the calls keep coming in.

Chorus:
Never feed espresso to the dialer
It'll send you calls as fast as it can pile 'er
You'll be getting hangup calls
It'll drive you up the walls
And the calls keep coming in.


Never get profane with your respondent
It will make your supervisor so despondent
And the FCC will say
You must go home for the day
But the calls keep coming in.

Chorus

From time to time we have an occurrance*
Endeavor please: prevent their recurrance
You are getting paid to stay
Please don't skip out every day
'cause the calls keep coming in.

Chorus

Always try averting** your refusers
Though some of them do sound like utter losers
Yes, they're irate
And you're scheduled off at eight
Let the calls keep coming in.

Chorus




* Occurrence: the technical term for absent/late/leaving early/other values of not-being-there at my workplace.

** Averting: another technical term, in this case "attempting to pursuade them to do the survey, even if it is another day."
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