I was exhausted, and hadn't had time for breakfast, and was looking forward to monitoring. Instead, I went on the phones -- fortunately for me, on my preferred side of $ISSUE. I took the issue up with my supervisor, and she went and checked with someone, and evidently I'm on that side, and that's what I should tell the monitor shift lead.
I was zonked on the phones, and there were weirdlings. I was falling asleep around 2-3. By 2:30 I was contemplating going home, and reminding myself that if I dug out my wrists with my pen, Darkside would never forgive me.
We went home at 4:00. My neck hurt, my back hurt, my eyes hurt.
I called Darkside shortly thereafter, collapsed on my bed. Hooray best friends.