Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
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Sekrit Message to sionainn, from girlfriend (mine): on kitchen implements



From IM (with overly silly reference to the Kushiel books):
azurelunatic : If only I had known what a reamer was, I would have been apprehensive of an ass-reaming. Alas --
sithjawa: But alas!
azurelunatic: Butt! Alas!
sithjawa: a cheese grater would still hurt more though, being, you know, very wide and flat.

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