Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic

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In which subway preachers get their due comeuppance

(So it was a peaceful subway ride early in the morning -- until Preacher Lady started screaming out "the word of the Lord".)

koaloha: “Excuse me, but do you mind keeping your voice down, I am trying to read.”

Preacher Lady: (screams) “I got to testify.”

Preacher lady hitches up her skirts and tells me that I am going to hell for interrupting you-know-who’s word. Two or three OTHER Christian ladies on the train start shouting at me and discussing my prospects as the Devil’s prison bitch. The last straw was a 50 something red faced man in a suit slamming his Bible towards my face.
There was only one thing I could do.

koaloha: “If you all don’t lower your voices and cease calling me Satan, I will have to sing show tunes.”

And proceeded to do so.

Hee, hee. Thank you for sharing, nalidoll. Thank you very much.

(glamourbombs version here.)

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