We're to go out and see Shark Tale as soon as everybody's ready to go. I'm thinking we'll probably do supper afterwards.

I tried calling my blonder half; as scheduled, he was off gaming. He'd planned to play a necromancer. This is his gaming buddy from work.

The Little Fayoumis has been on fall break for a few days; right now, he's being very uncooperative over some math. I still think I have the best tactics for getting him to want to work, but I'm shuffled off into an administrative position, and I have no real authority.

Even though I'm the best teacher in the household.

Bitter much?