I love being a geek.
My word count is suffering from the microphone that the poetry's being read through, but I shall soldier on. Ben has repeated the Squirtgun Incident. Hey, Will Nash from West Valley High School in Fairbanks, AK, 1994-1998, if you ever Google yourself and stop by here, remember that thing with the teachers' meeting after school let out that year? I put that in, if somewhat different... Heh. I'm evil...