Happy Birthday, Figment (even though I already said that to you at work; I doubt you're going to read this any time soon)
Happy Birthday, digitalambience. You're still younger than I am, and it was nice talking to you in person.

digitalambience's wife is due to give birth at nearly literally any moment; I ran into him at the grocery store a few minutes ago, and he said that he thinks her water has broken (but he's not sure). I berated him gently for hanging around work and bullshitting when his first child is perhaps ready and on the way.