Fwd: Chain Letter for Discouraged Women (now with a new political twist)
Dear Friends, > This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing > relief to other tired > and dis- couraged women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does > not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter > to five of your > female friends who are equally tired and > discontented. Then bundle up > the man in your life, send him to the woman whose > name appears at the > top of the following list, and then add your name to > the bottom > of the list. > > When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. > One of them is bound > to > be better than the one you already have. At the > writing of this letter, > a friend of mine had already received 184 men, of > whom one may > be well worth keeping. An unmarried woman living > with her widowed mother > was able to choose between a Chippendale dancer and > an > Olympic swimmer. > > You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! > > One woman broke the chain and got her own husband > back! So let's keep it > > going, ladies! Just add your name and address to the > list below: > > Laura Bush > 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue > Washington, D.C.