Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic
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  • Music:

Filk: Drains (TTO Weebl's "Scampi")

Drains:

I've cleaned drains, I've cleaned them with my men
I've cleaned drains, some odd things go in them
Like bodies, pastries, sticks, rubbish, water, sewage, rodents, foliage, stunners, newt-bits
BUGGY BUTTER!
muties, cat hair
BUGGY BUTTER!
I've cleaned drains, I've cleaned them with my men
I've cleaned drains, some odd things go in them
Like bodies, pastries, sticks.


I started singing this (in an earlier format) at work on break, causing othercat to turn alarming colors, Motley to cackle, and the Trader Joe's Queen Monitor's husband to cover his ears, say things about "the voices", and bang his head on the break room table. I informed the Trader Joe's Queen Monitor that I thought I had broken her husband's brain.

After he went off-shift, he proceeded to inform me that I was evil, and elaborated that I was probably proud of it.

I figured it a good revenge, as he'd near-incapacitated me for a few minutes with laughter while I was processing the people to be checked in to my shift: he has a habit of checking in with a name other than his, and today he picked "Ricardo Montalban" as his pseudonym of the day. "You're in booth 176, Khan," I informed him, before cracking up laughing.


For those not familiar with the original, I have provided linkage and lyrics (for the less adventurous or work-safety-minded)

Scampi: (warning: links to flash animation with obnoxious looping song, clean but loud and earwormy)

I've seen things,I've seen them with my eyes,
I've seen things, they're often in disguise,
like carrots, handbags, cheese, toilets, Russians, planets, hamsters, weddings, poets, Stalin,
Kuala Lumpur,
pygmies, budgies,
Kuala Lumpur
I've seen things,I've seen them with my eyes,
I've seen things, they're often in disguise,
like carrots, handbags, cheese.
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