Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must activate your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.