King of Birdbrains is not entirely unlike the Master of Misinformation. From what I gather, the Master of Misinformation, while loud, obnoxious, creepy, and sometimes unwarrantedly hostile, is so because he was born out of sync with most of the rest of the human race, and it looks like only intensive therapy and perhaps medication have gotten him to as social as he is today.
The King of Birdbrains may have social issues, but they're the issues that come of being too outgoing, charismatic, and flirtatious -- with ulterior motives and without the follow-up social or workplace steadiness that make charismatic into a positive thing. He seems to have noticed me and decided that I am the perfect target for his charm, which
