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Fwd: 12 Star Wars Pick-Up Lines

Credit has been lost in forwarding process. Seen in the old Sith Academy e-mail list, printed, and typed up again so that I can throw out the paper, as the paper's been hanging up on my wall for a good three and a half years and has gotten a little gross. This is from the Phantom Menace era, naturally. Yoda-speak has been corrected for grammar.
Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans

12. Hey, beautiful! What's a nice girl you doing waiting in line without bathing for 12 days?
11. Your place or my Mom's?
10. I ... uh ... ummm ... I ... uh ... *slaps own forehead* Stupid! STOO-pid!
9. You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend.
8. I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby!
7. Date, or date not: there is no 'just friends let's be'!
6. If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.
5. How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?
4. Nice buns, princess! On your head, that is.
3. Honey, you've been looking for love in Aldaraan places!
2. If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-the-box action figure, would you hold it against me?
1. I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?

I get the bonus points for having used #10 (on ralmathon), and getting back #7, though it was "date not". (Just friends we are now, yes.)
Gone away, gone ahead,
Echoes roll unanswered.
Empty, open, dusty, dead.
Why have all the Weyrfolk fled?

Where have dragons gone together
Leaving weyrs to wind and weather,
Setting herdbeasts free of tether;
Gone, our safeguards, gone, but whither?

Have they flown to some new weyr
Where cruel Threads some others fear?
Are they worlds away from here?
Why, oh why the empty weyr?

-- "The Question Song", Anne McCaffrey
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