Life, and all the twists and turns contained therein
Yesterday was nuts, with a side order of fruitcake. The normal part of the day was where I worked, came home, chatted with my best friend, soaked in the hot tub with my evil twin, then went over to his place for dinner and a chat.
The weird part of the day was interspersed throughout. I'm living in a fantasy novel. I'm living in a fantasy novel. People are asking me, "Since when is this news?"