A dragon has made far too much popcorn in the kitchen of the base. Someone wanted to know how to clean it all up. The GM decreed: Artificial butter, heated to a temperature of 300°F, dissolves popcorn. "I can't believe it's not napalm!" (This is the same GM that came up with the unofficial nickname of "The PMS Amazon" for a ship crewed entirely by women.)
Figment has decided that an empty artificial butter container makes a good cup. Figment has been declared nuts. This is news to no one. C suggested that Figment tell A about "the napkin thing". Figment misinterpreted this and re-enacted "the napkin thing". trystan_laryssa delegated the smacking of Figment to me. I have command of Figment's middle name. Tickling is a potent threat in some cases. It's also a threat his late wife was apt to make. *facepalm*
Figment sometimes like playing guessing games. Guessing games are not fun for us. He will learn.
*sigh* Men. Pfa. Men. I repeat: men.